Comments on: Caption Contest

By: kww

kww — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:40:37 +0000

John Kerry-" I think yellow suits my eye color better"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:34:31 +0000

You put your left in, you pull your left out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...

Survivor: Birjinni!

Ok, there's death, famine, and pestilence. Hey, wait a minute, where's the other one?

Q: Are we not men?

Trick or treat!

Hey, it's that new band: K-War on Teen!

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 21:23:12 +0000

Chris Matthews, with Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame trailing behind and providing the ammo, is oblivious to the new volley of smoke being blown up his ass.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 21:03:57 +0000

The horrible aftermath of the 32nd annual Janet Reno family White Castle Gorgefest required that drastic measures be taken.

By: DL

DL — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:11:33 +0000

Al Gore leads global warnming field research with two UN experts in tow!

By: DL

DL — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:08:29 +0000

Three beekeepers seen walking their queen bees during the London Honey Festival!

By: DL

DL — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:04:06 +0000

The three little pigs cautiously make their way through an Iraq street.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:42:50 +0000

The latest in burqa fashions, in the alternate universe where the war on terrorism was never fought.

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 07:43:04 +0000

1) The killer bee invasion reaches critical mass.

2) "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Next Generation"

3) "Can I have one try? All you can eat barbecue rib night at the Sizzler!"

4) "No fair!" cried Xerg and Splorx as Gardon sprouted a third leg and pulled away in the final stretch of the 1500 splortok relay at the Venutian Olympic Games.

5) After spending weeks living in tents and touring the country with her hippie caravan, Cindy Sheehan is assaulted by Health Dept. officials armed with soap, deodorant and a bottle of Summer's Eve!

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:59:54 +0000

The Suck Up Police come to get Harriet Miers.

By: Anodyne

Anodyne — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 15:14:36 +0000

Increasingly powerful Super Soaker technology prompts Democrats to introduce new water gun control legislation mandating protective clothing.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:23:23 +0000

Steve and Dave were relieved and knew from experience to stand well back as Roger took point during the monthly Paris Hilton tampon mission.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:48:30 +0000

Thanks Gaijin Biker, The photo credit has been fixed.

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:59:10 +0000

Associated Press photographer Vigili del Fuoco silently plotted revenge against Rodney Dill after the blogger attributed his latest photo to Seth Wenig of Reuters.

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:56:25 +0000

With countless new recruits killed by insurgent snipers, U.S. military planners finally agree to redesign the uniforms for Iraq's fledgling police force.