Obama takes another vacation, fishing of the cost of Somalia?

Err, I meant off.......

Obama, Johnson, and Loyd, Halloween costume contest winners?

I'm on a boat...
Reference - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

The guys that Aaron Rodgers feels like his line wasn't blocking Sunday afternoon?

The pirates who will steal anything, work out the kinks in the new show.

The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.

The new Obama secret service demonstrates the public option for the new 2cd. Amendment.

Duck hunting on the Detroit River is said to have recently slowed the annual waterfowl migration south.

The last photo taken of the two drowned security guards.

The Potomic Patrols prepare for the senior's march against Obamacare.

Let's see, thirty pounds of ammo on, two LMG's strapped on, no life vests - let's roll!

Three die hard Phillies fans prepare to step it up a notch ...

"We're a bit ragtag but Hillary is safe with us."

After winning the Nobel Peace prize, Obama is more determined than ever to bring a lasting peace to Chicago.

As election day approaches, members of the Black Panther Party prepare to stop all incoming ballots from overseas.

Although he's still dithering about Afghanistan, did President Obama decided that a replacement for the USS Sequoia is essential?

Finally, we've found the Obama death panels!

Somali pirates are most identifiable by their rasberry berets...the kind you find in a second hand store.

Since becoming CIC, Obama has made several changes in the US military -- soldiers must always wear their bling.

The new Black Panther's navy mobilizes to insure election fairness in rural coastal areas.

The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.

++DL

Give us your Raiders tickets.

"Red Hat ladies" is "for women deciding to greet middle age with verve, humor,and elan".... and you'd better learn to like it!

"McHale's Navy" is just not the same without Borgnine, Flynn & Conway!

President Pantywaist's new Civilian Police Force - coming to a town near you!

Unfamiliar with modern weapons, this Somali pirate finds himself strangled seconds after pulling the trigger.

Newly commissioned version of the hospital ship "Hope" to provide "Obamacare" for the elderly!

Finally!! Flu Shots for the elderly as promised!Line up Gramma!

Issac my man, so this is the gig you got after the love boat.

Now that is some serious bling.

The photographer won this years award ... posthumously.

The gunman died when the ammo belt strangled him during the fire fight.

The justice department found no reason to suspect any voter intimidation based on the photos.

The rebels were persuaded to turn in their weapons based on Obama's Nobel prize.

Guy In Middle ~ "Shiver me timbers! Blow me down! All Hands on Deck!"
Guy On Left ~ "Hey, where'd your parrot go, matey?"

Most pirates lived what they called "a short life, and merry," dying in a battle at sea…..that moment of clarity coming in 3….2….1…..

o/~ A three hour tour... A three hour tour... o/~

Party time! We've got the kidnapped Captain belowdeck, and it's not like they've got SEALs or anything. Best. Plan. Ever.

Guns don't kill people. Pirates kill people.

A rollicking band of pirates we,
Who, tired of tossing on the sea,
Are trying their hand at a burglaree,
With weapons grim and gory.

All neocons in the raft.
Say what?!
Oh ... OK, all neocons please get in the raft. And see, I'm even smiling.

Having turned the celebrity world upside down, now community organizer, state legislator (here!), Senator, noted author, Grammy winner, Pwezzidunce, and Nobel laureate ... Very Berry Soetero. In a major transformation, sets his sights on the runways of Paris and Milan. With his first GQ spread, hitting newstands the same week as his new CD drops. A bold remake of Right Said Fred's epic masterpiece.

Obama chose his own Secret Service team.

Kwame Kilpatrick's former security force had to resort to doing odd jobs to make ends meet.

Correction, we do not need a bigger boat.

Yeah,Yeah! So I missed the memo that said..."Bring your machine gun and some ammo".

We are here to surrender these weapons. Why do you look like you do not believe me?

A rat-a-tat-tat-amaran.

The Deadliest Catch: Nigeria

He wore a raspberry beret,
The kind u find covered in third world gore.
Raspberry beret...

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

There are no atheists in fo'c'sles.

When I call your name, please step forward:

Limbaugh, Rush

Beck, Glenn

Hannity, Sean

Sowell, Thomas

Huudintvotforme, Anyone

"I'm sailing! I'm sailing!"

"Heyyyyyyy, you too can wear this stylish cap. Check out the website. Don't shoot another person until you do. Yeah, baby!"