Comments on: Caption Contest

By: DaveD

DaveD — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 16:55:01 +0000

George Lucas is called in to help prep Supreme Court nominees for tough Senate Judiciary Committee questioning.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:01:31 +0000

"Don't look now but here comes Jar Jar Binks with Big Bird (who probably has the bird flu)."

By: McCain

McCain — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 04:39:58 +0000

"But Allah, where are the other 67 virgins?"

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:24:32 +0000

Winner of the Most Boring-Ass OTB Caption Contest Photo award.

By: Anderson

Anderson — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 13:22:32 +0000

"Remove the corpse, RCX-0916 ... now, would anyone else like to criticize the quality of my screenplays?"

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:22:42 +0000

The Emperors Clone is unveiled.

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:46:59 +0000

VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKER: "Execute Order 66!"
LUCAS: "Damnit anyway, Fitzgerald! I warned you not to indict Rove!"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:06:09 +0000

* Never trust a man wearing a regimental tie with a tux.

* Oh goody-Another uranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator

* New show: Itâs the Empire, Sailor Moon

* This space unintentionally left blank.

* And the score at the half, Deep Space 9, The Empire, 105

* So, youâre being haunted by Jedi Knights? Who ya gonna call?

* The party was a smashing success; They went through 20 cases of Adebran Brandy, and BBQâd at least a cargo hold full of Ewok.

* You might be a Redneck Empire storm trouper if you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* RRWARARRHHG!! No, Chewy, youâve already HAD your picture on OTB, remember?

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:45:46 +0000

"Okay, Mr. Lucas, fine - I'm the bitch and he's the butch. Just ask us to read the vows, okay?"

By: kww

kww — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:07:02 +0000

So Madonna can you point out your stalker in this line-up? Well it was dark but I think he is the one with the gun.

By: sortapundit

sortapundit — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:59:34 +0000

Lucas felt he needed a little backup while announcing the new trilogy: The Jar Jar Years.

By: Maureen

Maureen — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 21:52:57 +0000

Security at Skywalker Ranch.

By: Scott T

Scott T — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:00:22 +0000

Lucas: "I'm not the director you are looking for." Right Stormtrooper: "He's not the director we're looking for." Lucas: "Go on your way." Right Stormtrooper: "We should go on our way." (First two Stormtroopers begin to leave) Last Stormtrooper: Whips out his balster and mows them all down. "I always hated that part, it made us look like pansies."

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:10:33 +0000

DRUDGEBREAKING: Queer Eye for the Imperial Storm Trooper claims a 25% longterm success rate. developing . . .

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:57:16 +0000

Cue imperial theme music,

President Bush sent his new supreme court nominee to capital hill today with more than just words. In an effort to ensure that nothing derails this nomination, new handlers accompanied the nominee. When faced with any tough questions, the nominee would reply "these aren't the drones you are looking for" and the handlers would quickly move the questioner out of the room.