Dumb and Dumber. mpw

I'm so wet to see you.

No Barry, my G spot's a little lower.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the Fidel.

A bird in the hand ... is worth two in the bushpig.

Amazing! I never knew female schmucks existed!

Members of the GOP complain the President has no time for them, but the White House affirms that Obama can't meet with "just anyone".

Drudge breaking: Obama to appear on reality tv show: "Housewives of D.C.".

Thank heavens he didn't bow down to her; now that really would have been embarrassing!

Aren't you Mrs. Tiger Woods?

Hell, it's another unprecedented event for Obama.

"Mr. President, thank you for making me rich and famous!" "Um, what?" "You'll find out tomorrow..."

In the foreground: Elected Fake, Fake, and Fake.

Buraq, the Magic Pony
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other Soldiers of Allah
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Buraq
join in any jihadi games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Salahi came to say:
"Buraq with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the jihadi loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Buraq, the Magic Pony,
you'll go down in history!

Nothing to see here folks ... move along.

Thank heavens he didn't bow down to her

++Maggie Mama

Hello Mr. President, do you validate?

President Obama: "It is a pleasure to finally meet you Mr. Winter."

"You had me at 'Yes we can!'"

President Obama: "Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."

"Klaatu barada nikto"

"Do I look like Mrs. Obama?"

I’ll consider that offer if you consider getting a boob job….

Barry and Kumar go to White Castle House

Snow White and the (fifty) seventh dwarf.

How do you do ... pleased to meet me.

The Great (half) White Dope.

What did one gate crasher say to the other?

No, President of the United States is just so umm ... well formal. Call me Jihad Barry, please.

I'm just doing this part time, until I get my big break (producers of "Are You Smarter Than a fifth Grader?", please pickup the yellow courtesy phone).

Pull my finger. No .. really!

The return of the lions of Tsavo.

"You know what they say about guys with big hands don't you?"

"Yeah, they pretended their son was trapped in a rogue weather balloon just to get on television. Can you imagine?"

Survivor: District of Columbia

"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"