Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:24:30 +0000

"Honey, I love you and everything but suddenly I love my country more. I'm gonna enlist."

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:07:28 +0000

OK, I lied...

"Miss Ramadan 2005"

and

"Shock and awe proved to be an effective feature of Operation Iraqi Freedom"

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:03:47 +0000

Gratuitous Bob Dylan reference:

"Eve on Destruction"

OK, I'll stop now.

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:03:01 +0000

Gratuitous Austin Powers reference:

"And then she shat on a turtle!"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:12:52 +0000

* Suddenly, the commander understood why she had always been calling for additional support.

* This demonstrates the military purpose of the wonder bra

* The first test of the Atomic Bra, which was reported to have 70% fallout.

* The Fembots went on to great military careers.

* Honest Sarge. I never even noticed...

By: Chrees

Chrees — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:03:29 +0000

"Fake but accurate"

By: exdem31

exdem31 — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:02:47 +0000

The new U.S. Army recruiting poster has been found!

By: Chrees

Chrees — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:52:07 +0000

"Does this bomb make my ass look fat?"

By: DL

DL — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:03:18 +0000

I didn't know that Victoria's Secret had a military catalog!

By: dougrc

dougrc — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:53:47 +0000

Sgt. Lisa: Why, thank you corporal; it is indeed an extremely large bomb between my thighs. May I ask, what size is that rocket in your pocket?

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:54:24 +0000

A member of the Army's recently deployed "Tactical Missile Fluffer Corps" at work in Iraq. Field tests proved the unit's technique resulted in individual missile tonnage doubling, straighter flight trajectories, harder & deeper impacts and a lower rate of premature detonations.

By: Steven L.

Steven L. — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:38:11 +0000

Scenes from the new film, "Debbie Does Dubai," coming to a theater of war near you.

By: Roger

Roger — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 17:36:57 +0000

The. Best. Army. Recruting. Poster. Ever.

By: DaveD

DaveD — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 15:38:42 +0000

"Of course I miss my boyfriend, but if I keep my mind on the job here things don't seem so bad."

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:56:04 +0000

Nice, um, hat.