Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 19:32:24 +0000

* I keep tellin' you guys... it's the CAR.... Chicks LOVE the CAR....

* Batman and company do their best to blend in on the Lower East Side.

* The really wierd part, is.... well, ya see the chick in the middle? That's Ruth Bader Ginzberg. Amazing what makeup can do.

* Okay, who swiped the Crime Watch Sign?

* Batman and robin went over much better with the crowds, than did the other Super-Heros, LINT ATTACHMENT MAN, MEDIA MAN, SUPER MANNEQUIN, and SEWER URCHIN

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:31:01 +0000

And I thought cameras weren't allowed when the Senate went into secret session.

By: AcademicElephant

AcademicElephant — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 22:08:44 +0000

Hey, Matt, Katie and Al, a little too much sharing!

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:33:24 +0000

As a tribute to their audience, Matt, Katie and Al went as The Democratic Base for Halloween.

By: LorgSkyegon

LorgSkyegon — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 21:58:20 +0000

You know political correctness has gone too far when Robin is black, Batgirl is a man, and Batman is John Kerry.

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 17:26:18 +0000

Warner Brothers has just pulled the plug on Joel Schumacher's "Batman Comes Out," starring Harvey Fierstein, Dame Edna and RuPaul, after screening audiences flat out refused to give the film "two snaps up"!

By: Roger

Roger — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 17:14:54 +0000

After seeing this photo, President Bush issued an executive order banning Halloween for those over 18 years-old.

Hey! We found the Costumes of Mass Destruction!

And we thought Christopher Walken looked scary.

By: Jonk

Jonk — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 17:12:36 +0000

Democrats 2008 Dream Team

By: DL

DL — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:27:45 +0000

The papparazzi were able to get this photo of Madonna with the two high priests of her newest found religion, Batism!

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:57:04 +0000

You know what they say about men with big capes.

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:40:43 +0000

Holding onto her green hat hHarriet Miers looks on from behind.

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:41:28 +0000

Warner Brothers gives Joel Schumacher and Tim Burton one more chance...

By: physics geek

physics geek — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:24:49 +0000

Nice Cliff reference, Chrees. Now onto the caption: The annual San Francisco parade was spoiled by the appearance of the ugliest drag queens ever seen. When asked why everyone was booing the gruesome threesome, another participant exclaimed, "My God! They don't even look like women. And they get no credit for trying, especially that hideous blonde in the middle. I mean really, his Adam's apple is bigger than mine."

By: Chrees

Chrees — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:07:18 +0000

"Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen?"

By: DL

DL — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 23:24:46 +0000

Three transvestites are the first to apply for the new Massachusetts group discount marriage license.