Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 20:13:13 +0000

Sniff, sniff. "Greenie, are you wearing Screw
Cologne?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:20:59 +0000

Thsnk you Alan for raising interest rates every quarter for the last three years. But then what would Andrea talk about if the economy were any stronger?

So tell me Alan, just between us, why do they call Andrea "Hot Lips?"

Now, how does this damn claspinator thing work?

By: Anodyne

Anodyne — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 21:52:52 +0000

Greenspan channels Ali to frustrate George with a rope-a-dope strategy.

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:47:02 +0000

Unbeknownst to Greenspan, Bush tapes the ever-classic "Kick Me" sign to his back.

By: V the K

V the K — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:07:50 +0000

That's strange... feels like there's some sort of thin wire inside the grrk -- *thunk*

By: V the K

V the K — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:05:26 +0000

Ironically, Greenspan was being honored not for his service as Fed Chairman, but for his work in helping the victims of autoerotic asphyxiation.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:58:26 +0000

Although throwback president outfits were recently banned, bling-bling is still optional on White House reception days.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:44:11 +0000

I would like to join Spinnicks and Rachel Edith in saying,

"Greenie, you did and you're doing a heck of a job."

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:12:07 +0000

Who knew that the pacemaker batteries were in the neck?

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 20:27:47 +0000

* Alan is the Gold medalist in the Free-style Conclusion-Jumping Event.

* It gets better, folks. Alan just told me, he is the winner of the 2017 Psychic of the Year award! Isn't that great?

* Don Pardo, tell Alan what this week's prizes are.

* Ya know, ya coulda told me your Depends underwear was fastened to your collar BEFORE we got into this Alan.... thanks a pile!

* Personally, I'd have taken what was behind door number two, Alan.

* Forever after, financial scholars argued about the meaning of that dry smile on his face as he left the award cerimony.

* This is Bob. Bob's doing well... with a new swelling of pride.

By: DL

DL — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:55:15 +0000

I think I can hide the "Made in China" label Alan with this ribbon...if I can just pin it....there it is!

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:30:56 +0000

Honestly Alan, I just cannot tell which side is uglier.

By: Carl Everett

Carl Everett — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:40:23 +0000

Get outta my face, punk!

By: Wileyy Couyote

Wileyy Couyote — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:27:23 +0000

GGGGGggggggaaaacccckkkk ! You're Chokin' MMMMmmmmmeeeeeeee !

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:39:11 +0000

Little did Greenspan know that he would sleep with the fishes that night, since Bush had spotted the wire Greenspan was wearing, and Bush was an expert with the garotte.