"I put the "T" in Teenagers"

Now that T.O. has more free time because he screwed around, he--oh wait, never mind, same s***, different pile.

"Girls, imagine the permutations if we had Brett Favre here."

Terrell Owens has no shortage of creative ways to amuse himself while waiting for the inevitable call from Al Davis.

"Girls Gone Wild: T.O. Edition" becomes available just in time for Christmas!

No Sharpies here

Remember Blazing Saddles? Remember Cleavon Little's question when he lured the klansmen to an ambush as they stood at the end of the desperado line? Here's the answer: right here, baby, right here.

Two bimbos, having seen many Justin Slater videos, cheese it up while erroneously thinking that their ship had finally come in.

TO finds his X-Rated movie career a pleasing diversion

"Yo, hot mamas, T.O. be needin' a ride down to the Unemployment Office."

When asked about this picture, Jeff Garcia noted that TO's shirt is fabulous.

After his TKO, T.O. gets LO.

"Nice guys always win in the end." Yeah, right....

The Tight-End justifies the Means.

TO + TNA - NFL = AOK

We've secretly replaced Terrell's girlfriend with two hot young white chicks. Will he be able to tell the difference?

Somewhere in America, two Father's are muttering while loading their shotgun while two mother's are crying "Where did we go wrong?"

Another major reason why young boys would rather play sports than do their homework!

Yes, but where are the other 80 girls?

Is that a Geoffrey Beanne shirt he's wearing?

Is silicon a natural resource?

The real cause of man made global warming!

TO hopes to reduce future scandals in the NFL. He now has appointed himself NFL Cheerleader Bathroom Monitor...just to make sure the ladies don't get in trouble of course!

Terrell: Hey man, I want you to meet my two nieces that are visiting town this weekend.

Girls: Oooh! You're big! Did you used to play football, too?

Terrell: Show the nice man your tattoos girls...

"Pick a number, any number..."

Though not playing Tonight, TO comes up with a novel, albeit imprudent, way to desecrate the Cowboy's field.

With nobody returning his calls, TO had to come up with a new way to get NFL owners to take a look at him.

Ron Artest bequeaths his booty call babes to current bad boy, Terrell Owens.

T.O. asks his new friends, "what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?"

TO + T&A = 82

T-O casts the first two girls for his soon to be released indy film about the social, political and geometric possibilities of "Jet Black and the Seven Underage Schoolgirls".

81 hits on 18.

T.O.: I don't know, I just found these chicks in the bathroom....

Drew Rosenhaus: "Come on T.O., you should share after all I've done for you."

"Hey, I'm not the one who gets tired in the fourth quarter."

Bob Costas may have been wrong when he said that Terrell Owens isn't your garden variety horse's ass, but that shirt is pretty strong evidence that Bob was right.

The ex-49er's looking for a 69er.

I want to fly like an eagle...

You say your name is Reid? And your's is Lurie? Thank you God!

"Hey, y 'all, guess who I found together in a bathroom stall."

Tyrell + TwoBell = ToJail

Terrell's teammates never suspected he switched their steroids with estrogen until it was too late.

T.O. lands his little doggie on the Community Chest, pays $200.00.

T.O. and the bathroom brawl cheerleaders fresh from their triple win at the Has-been Show Awards.