Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:09:42 +0000

* Well, that ends the arguments about dogs not being able to see color....

* The first attempt at the UBU production company. "Sit, Ubo, sit, GOOD DOG!"

* If you think THAT'S weird, you should see the Fire Hydrants around here.

* The quick brown fox had no idea what to do with this one.

* The dog of Doctor Johnny Fever

* The Dog food testing dog found some rather odd side efefcts from the latest batch

By: DL

DL — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 15:59:33 +0000

The PC people felt Peace-pooch the dog was more representative of the world of color than Rudolph and have demanded Santa use him to lead the reindeer this ??????mas Eve.

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:49:25 +0000

Okay, everybody and his brother did a Twister caption. I should read these things first...

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:48:22 +0000

Pierre the Threat Alert Poodle ultimately proved ineffective at fighting terrorism, leaving McGruff the Crime Dog stretched dangerously thin.

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:40:54 +0000

... and so did Jay Tea. Arrgh...

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:40:04 +0000

D'oh! FreakyBoy nabbed the Twister idea right before me. I swear I didn't see it.

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:38:53 +0000

In televised hearings, Congressman Smoot lashed out at what he called "a new and depraved threat to the moral fiber of our great nation": Poodle Twister.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:51:26 +0000

"Yellow, left hand, rear."

By: DL

DL — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:37:35 +0000

"Spectrum the famous dog" escaped from clown school six times in a row.

By: DL

DL — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:35:08 +0000

Sen. Cornhusker from Nebraska shows off the new official crop circles for "06"

By: DL

DL — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:33:15 +0000

Would you believe the dog's last owner was color blind?

By: DL

DL — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:32:18 +0000

Pet store owner had to practically give away that dog -kept eating all his parrots!

By: DL

DL — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:31:07 +0000

Boy that dog sure has colorful bark!

By: bithead

bithead — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:44:37 +0000

* Mommmmmmmmm.... Fifi's been eating the crayons again......

* The funny part was that nobody even noticed Jauque's Grey roots

* (from the I used this last week dept:) SPOCK: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

* (Dog show announcer's voice) This breed, we're told was specificly bred for the purpose of chasing the chameleon.

* Sadly, after the advent of Color TV, nobody offered Jean-Luc a serious role again.

* Bozo the clown's early work in pet grooming was to say the least, awkward.

* Mooommmm... Fifi's been into the Skittles again.....

By: Anodyne

Anodyne — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:29:22 +0000

DHS critics see color alert system heading for a tailspin.