Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 16:06:34 +0000

President - "So Turkey, you're pardoned. What are you gonna do for Thanksgiving?" Turkey - "I'm going to Disneyland!"

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 16:20:59 +0000

Stung by criticism that the Iraq war damaged America's relations with Turkey, President Bush takes decisive action.

By: Anna

Anna — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 15:38:23 +0000

Well I'll be, I didn't realize just how much Bob Byrd looked like a turkey!

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 14:14:26 +0000

"Hey Pardner, my Pardoning list is getting longer and longer."

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:23:23 +0000

The 2006 Budget report...

By: McCain

McCain — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:40:55 +0000

Watch closely, Mr. President ... when I pull out it says "AFLAC" ! !

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:22:53 +0000

* It's Cindy Sheehan in a turkey suit!

* I understand Turkey is a dish best smoked cold

* Mate, this bird wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!! (Obligitory Python Reference, sorry)

* The one survivor of Mr. Carlson's station promotion goes to Washington

* Is it real? It looks like a fake, but a damned lifelike fa..... oh. Ewww. Yeah, it's real.

By: Katrina Luxembourg

Katrina Luxembourg — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 21:03:38 +0000

My dear little "Scooter"
This year there'll be no shooter
Ya'll see how good ol' turkeys
Protect their gizzard-pooter.

By: David

David — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 19:42:34 +0000

President Bush examines the latest idea to come from the Democrat opposition.

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 16:20:52 +0000

President Bush takes some time out of his busy schedule to view a turkey said to have the personage of Helen Thomas -- "Uh, President Bush, its the other end."

By: the man

the man — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 15:39:57 +0000

Bush:How would you like to head up FEMA?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Bush:Good Enough for me.

By: DaveD

DaveD — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 15:10:10 +0000

"Psst, Mr. President, remember Helen Thomas is in the BACK of the room."

By: Monk Mojo

Monk Mojo — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:06:48 +0000

Further signs of weakening of the west, as Bush pardons a turkey, and Blair chickens out on the Al Jazeera bombing.

By: The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read

The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:43:27 +0000

Caption This One (051125)

Wizbang's is up.
So is OTB's.
Random Numbers has got one going on.

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By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 23:02:15 +0000

Look, you're sittin' on the manger. What the hell did ya do with the baby Jesus?