Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:35:34 +0000

The makers of Neuticles for dogs, now offer Nuticles for Squirrels.

Bob — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:21:13 +0000

The Chronicles of Nutnia

Cricket — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:19:53 +0000

Ronin Ninja Squirrels work on their moves.

Padawan Learners and Jedi Master warn all humans:
We can now harvest when we run up your pant leg.

Hodink — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:28:17 +0000

"I don't know why we have to go through all this. McCain, you just be the standard bearer so we can keep the White House."

spacemonkey — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:17:11 +0000

The castng call for "Spaceballs II :Star Nuts" causes some confusion.

spacemonkey — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:13:09 +0000

Use the nuts, Luke.

McGehee — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 21:38:31 +0000

You've heard of "Hampsterdance." Now it's time for "Squirrel Fu."

mrwolf — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 19:15:33 +0000

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those squirrels were fast as lightning
It was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

McCain — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:10:18 +0000

Rare footage of the French army in mortal combat.

Hodink — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:40:41 +0000

The Three R's ... Rove, Rice and Rumsfeld ... fight over who will get the worst press this week.

McCain — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 23:44:56 +0000

Mad Cow gene mutates into Really Pissed Squirrel gene.

McCain — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 23:28:00 +0000

The force of Junior's tennis shoe would soon be with them.

Hoodlumman — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:17:37 +0000

Because of the backlash by fans to the Ewoks in Episode Six, George Lucas introduced the Rodentia Jedi and their arch-nemesis, Sith Sciuridae.

Noreaster — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:16:53 +0000

Hah! We know you have been working with the dogs!!!

Rodney Dill — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:32:19 +0000

"When we get through with Dill, he'll be more Gherkin, bwahahahaha."