Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Scott T

Scott T — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:53:28 +0000

With the lastest paparrazi shot by ~~STAR~~Enquirer magazine, a closeup of Mrs. Claus and Happy, the baby-newyear. Thousands of Kos-sites were then reported of committed suicide afterwards, fearing the good luck of Dubya in yet another Chimp year.

Monkey to Mrs. Claus. "I hope it was as good for you as it was for me babe. The milk and banana cookies were certainly tastey."

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:38:02 +0000

In the new version of King Kong, the ape has obesity surgery and a little work around the eyes. Oh yeah, and they live happily ever after.

By: fire on the mountain

fire on the mountain — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 22:14:08 +0000

welcome to Dick Clarks Christmas and new years special for the year 2020, in case you just joined us Dick (who was cloned into a monkey) just kissed Margret Cho the 5th to kick off the party.. coming up next Hugh Heffners lizard cloned version and his latest identical octuplet girlfriends, see folks we told you crazy people in the 20th century that cloning would be good...

By: fire on the mountain

fire on the mountain — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 22:10:27 +0000

Tonight on fear factor women will be asked to kiss a Al Franken wearing a Santa hat, Ling Wu was the first too pass the test before she was rushed to the hospital, will the others survive..

By: RightWingDuck

RightWingDuck — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:50:30 +0000

Politics: A giant game of Suck and Blow.

By: Lyn

Lyn — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 13:54:37 +0000

It was just a slip of the tongue.

By: LJD

LJD — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:28:34 +0000

Hugh Hefner's new video goes way beyond "spanking the monkey".

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:56:58 +0000

Damn, she's still human.

By: dougrc

dougrc — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 21:20:11 +0000

Jane: Forget ol' muscle brained Tarzan...Cheetah, you da' man!

By: A Knight's Blog

A Knight's Blog — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 20:27:43 +0000

Bad, Guest Blogger, Very Bad

Greetings.
As Scott noted four days ago (an eternity in blogtime), I am supposed to be helping to keep the home fires burning here at A Knight’s Blog.
I suppose I can be excused for not doing much yesterday (I hope you all had a Merry Christma...

By: DaveD

DaveD — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 19:08:49 +0000

Their romance blossomed not by design or chance, but instead seemed to gradually evolve from some vague sense of having a deeply shared commonality.

By: DaveD

DaveD — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 19:00:28 +0000

Although her memory of events the night before remained a blur, she felt it was the least she could do to ease the tension of finding themselves awaking next to each other that following morning.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 18:20:45 +0000

The new method for inducing vomiting proved a wild success

By: McCain

McCain — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 18:13:03 +0000

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, martinis, and dessert for Bonzo.

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 16:44:35 +0000

If you think chewing up food and feeding orangutans by mouth is bad, you should have heard the public outcry when the trainers were still breastfeeding them.