Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:50:47 +0000

Mrs. Alito revealed that this was the closest she and her husband had come to dancing in years so she just followed his lead.

By: the man

the man — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:33:55 +0000

Judge Alito's thoughts:
-What would Jack Bauer do at this moment?
He would probably pull out his gun and put an end to this nonsense right now.

By: the man

the man — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:32:20 +0000

Even their heads tilt to the right.

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:29:07 +0000

It's not that Judge Alito and his wife leaned so far to the right, it was just that from that perspective, the left-leaning Democrats opposite them appeared almost normal.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:56:29 +0000

Alito and his wife try to adjust as the Senate hearings are moved to the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Mrs. Alito thinks to herself, "Stop moving your head, Sam! You're blocking the camera's view of me!"

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 15:54:03 +0000

It was a simple signal. If he leaned to the left, turn on the tears.

By: Bloggin' Outloud

Bloggin' Outloud — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:32:58 +0000

This Week's Caption Contest Taking C-A-P-T-I-O-N Contestants Through Friday. Winners announced Saturday, along with prizes. Don't bee late. :-) Brought to you by Bloggin' Outloud

By: Lyn

Lyn — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:19:08 +0000

I'm leaning Alito to the right, Senator.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:46:33 +0000

My God is that his HEAD?

Is he CHUGGING Black Label?

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:15:55 +0000

Due to lightening fast reflexes, Teddy's shoe missed both Alito and his wife.

By: DL

DL — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:12:27 +0000

Alito and his wife recoil as Ted Kennedy's "liquid breakfast breath" drifts in from their left.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:31:26 +0000

The leaning tower of pissed off. "Same as it ever was..." "U can't touch this..." Like my grandpa always said, "If you want to catch a big fish, you gotta hold your head just right." "...Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Kennedy, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Is he? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his Palm Beach home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him"

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:45:18 +0000

Republicans and Democrats alike were impressed with Alito's calm demeanor, legal knowledge, and ability to maintain eye contact with a conspicuously inebriated Ted Kennedy during questioning.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:55:07 +0000

Hand the Judge a pithfork and we have another American Gothic.

By: Mythilt

Mythilt — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:28:42 +0000

I'll answer that question on US Drug policy senator just as soon as I finish wrapping this megajoint.

'Scuse me while I whip this out.' *scream*