Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Jonk

Jonk — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:35:58 +0000

After putting his foot in his mouth for the last time, Nagin announces his new career as a Street Mime, Le Nagin.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:56:53 +0000

* Not all the clowns were masked.

* Luke!! I AM your father!!

* Ya'ever get the feeling you were... you know.... being WATCHED?

* When the mayor instroduced the mask as his wife, the citizens finally knew they had to act.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:18:22 +0000

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin unveils a depiction of the face behind the voices he hears in his head.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:41:24 +0000

âThe Newest Member Of The Pat Robertson Stick Your Foot In Your Mouth Club.â

(aka -- Feets Anonymous)

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:25:26 +0000

"The Newest Member Of The Pat Robertson Stick Your Foot In Your Mouth Club."

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 14:38:29 +0000

This will definitely be the "Bottom of the Barrel", but I thought I'd float it out here now too. (sung to -- Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

I looked over Pontchartrain and what did I see
(No buses for to carry them home)*
A band of new homeless people gunnin' after me.
(bulldozers gonna bury their old homes)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

If FEMA don't get blamed ahead of me,
(for not Makin' Nawlins a safe home)*
I'll need protection from N.O.P.D
(to Make Nawlins my safe home.)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

I'm sometimes up, but I keep gettin' put down,
(for not Makin' Nawlins a safe home):
Most people think I'm some bad-ass'd Clown
(The circus could be my new home!)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing by home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

By: DL

DL — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:11:16 +0000

I'm not biased -I 'll give both of them the same IQ.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:17:14 +0000

"You know how I have my finger on the pulse of God and all? Well, he's saying all you little chocolates, enchiladas and white breads need to get on down here for The Mardi Gras."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:44:36 +0000

"Hurricane Nagins keeps on a blowing."

By: McCain

McCain — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:08:49 +0000

As Nagin finished the audition for Hamlet, the casting director was still puzzling about hearing,
"O! that this too too solid chocolate would melt."

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:26:07 +0000

The many faces of a Democratic politician.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:05:28 +0000

Oh man, am I going to Hell for that one.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:04:44 +0000

While humming "I'm Walking on Sunshine", Mayor Nagins announces that Katrina and the Waves will open this year's Jazz and Heritage Festival.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:55:28 +0000

Mayor Nagin refused to disclose who was hiding behind the white (blanco) mask because she was still too ashamed to show her face in New Orleans.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:37:24 +0000

Mayor Nagins attempt to woo the NHL to New Orleans seemed doomed from the start.