Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:33:42 +0000

"Good golly Miss Molly! Never feed that group baked beans again!"

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 23:13:47 +0000

"Honey, I'm thinking we should get bum tattoos to distinguish us."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:15:36 +0000

The ambulance attendants were under-prepared for the number and scope of the road rash cases they were exposed to that day.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 14:17:36 +0000

"Heineken, the beer of overexposed bikers."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 06:10:54 +0000

Lance Armstrong had the lead today in the Tour De Natural.

By: dystopia

dystopia — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 15:46:36 +0000

The Future Patriot in the year 2060 - riding to work on a bicycle. After raiding every country for oil and spending all money on defense, the country has great security cams but no one can afford or get any clothes.
Years of profligacy and arrogance by the decades of Bush Administrations has turned the U.S. into a developing 3rd world country.

By: Riley_newpath4com

Riley_newpath4com — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 13:06:55 +0000

I've been protesting differently from nude riding. I completed design for a new engine and car that harnesses a car's kinetic energy. It's all on http://free.seekon.com/Strongheart10/, all links. Not selling, just telling.

By: The Capitalist

The Capitalist — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:00:02 +0000

In honor of the Jackson aqquital, hundreds of adoring fans "moon-rode" to Neverland.

Upon arrival, many were heard to exclaim "Neverland, my ass...he better serve talcum powder!"

By: RJN

RJN — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:23:54 +0000

Button up your overcoat.

By: Jufray

Jufray — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 03:37:35 +0000

The mental image LANCE ARMSTRONG uses
to win the TOUR.

By: chris ryan

chris ryan — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 03:15:10 +0000

Are you sure this is what they meant when they announced a "bear" cycling club?

By: jim

jim — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:52:42 +0000

Nike's never going to get anyone to focus on the shoes.

These new sunscreen ads are getting ridiculous.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:39:50 +0000

Cyclists demonstrate new solar powered technology.

By: lance

lance — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:24:42 +0000

Woody takes the lead in the third leg of the Viagra Triatholon

By: Kent

Kent — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:24:35 +0000

Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Keep those cycles rollin',
Man, my buns are swollen ...
Rawhide!

(Apologies to Billy Crystal.)