Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 14:28:34 +0000

He wery adwanced. He barwk in Engrish.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:30:46 +0000

"A Nation's progress can be judged by how they treat their animals."-Gandi

By: Ingress

Ingress — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:51:57 +0000

He say Bow Wow.
I say Kung Pow.
We learn each other's language.

By: the man

the man — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:02:08 +0000

Have you seen Jack Bauer?

By: RightWingDuck

RightWingDuck — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:32:24 +0000

Sergeant Happy and the Happy Happy Dog? But I googled "Chinese Human Rights Violoations"!

By: DaveD

DaveD — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:00:10 +0000

Bob's Big Boy franchises in Asia had to tweak their PR strategy a bit to appeal to oriental tastes. "Sit, Eat, Good Boy!"

By: Riding Sun

Riding Sun — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:34:42 +0000

The lighter side of communist troops

Heh. Asiapundit wonders whether all the ridiculous photos we've been seeing of the Chinese military lately (such as

By: asiapundit

asiapundit — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:32:57 +0000

the new people's liberation army AsiaPundit has been noticing a steady rise in the number of silly looking photos of the People's Liberation Army. He suspects this is part of a coordinated campaign to soften its image. Via Jing, Don't ask, don't tell.: Via

By: McCain

McCain — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:34:07 +0000

Chinese restaurant owner returns from the neigborhood hunt.

By: Colonel Steve

Colonel Steve — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:20:29 +0000

Since China's one birth policy has been extended to dogs, more plastic ones have been filling in at Chinese functions.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:39:44 +0000

* "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," mutters Ching Wang. * Anyone got a shovel? * Between the dog and the uniform, I'ma chick MAGNET. * Chinese Soldiers are taught important things from this trainer. For example, the need for turning around 27 times before lying down. * Chinese Dogmatism... which is really Chinese Puppyism after a tremendous growth spurt. * Well, the Chinese claim they're agnostic. So why'd this guy just say "Why ME, Dog?" * Pardon me... your dog just crapped on my tank. * BAD DOG! Now, Drop the nice dictator! * Sorry... my dog ate the internet connection * Dogbert's Ruling Class? What's that? * To make it worse, she SHEDS something AWFUL. * Don't worry... I'm just out Woking the dog. * Every dog has his day. This one takes a month and a half. * We call it "Fidonet" * The spot remover didn't work. Now what? * The Resturant owner couldn't beleive the size of the doggie bag. * Bok Choy loves his dog. The dog wishes he wouldn't do that. * There was a UFO sighting outside Bejing today. The UFO was nearly caught by this dog, who clearly thought it was a Frisbee. * Yes, Ma'am. You say this dog ate your husband?

By: Riding Sun

Riding Sun — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:25:45 +0000

Tuesday caption contest #23

This week's photo looks at physical fitness. And once again, through sheer coincidence, the Chinese military is involved:

By: chris_from_boca

chris_from_boca — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:48:17 +0000

Running dog capitalists will never be taken seriously by north korea!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:08:31 +0000

"Everyone, please stay away from the brown acid."

"I am smiling."

By: Steven L.

Steven L. — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:04:13 +0000

At last, after years of working on the secret project, we are ready to take on the Japanese and their damn godzilla.