Comments on: Caption Contest

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:11:36 +0000

"I need a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, four detonators and my nose hair clippers."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:26:32 +0000

Ha ha, funny ring tone ..... I get it, Barabara Ann by the Beach Boys. Moo-amar you crack me up. Wah do ya mean give up my nukes? I ain' no beootch like you Moo. I'm the King of Iran and don't you forget it (facocta Libyans).

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:19:03 +0000

What's that ticking sound? What do you mean you don't hear it? I hear it ....

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:58:52 +0000

"Hold on, lemme check. Amanda Hugginkiss? Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, everybody, I need Amanda Hugginkiss!"

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 19:40:42 +0000

Ingrates! My Bob Newhart routine killed them in Davos!

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:09:43 +0000

No, no, no, babe. You listen to me! If the Hollywood infidels want to make a simpatico movie based on the glorious life of Ahmadinejad and heroic the struggle of Iranian people against the great Satan, you tell them that Al Pacino is way too old and ugly. Get Jake Gyllenhaal the script, capisce? Hed be perfect as me: introspective and dreamy, yet intense and unstable. Oh, and also, tell them I demand executive producer credits and ten percent of the gross, you got that? OkayFabulous. Well do goat next time youre in Teheran. Ciao babe

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:33:22 +0000

"Ok, slowly remove your head-to-toe black chador and as you remove each item describe the removal and what your body looks like. Good, good. Very good."

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:22:05 +0000

"Yeah, you were absolutely right! Those UN inspectors never did figure out where we hid our two nuclear missles!"

By: Eric J

Eric J — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:22:40 +0000

Hey, I just hit my parley - Steelers win, and we get referred to the Security Council.

By: Moe Lane

Moe Lane — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:37:47 +0000

Hey, Mahmoud, it's W. Quick question: anybody brief you on MOABs?

By: sgtfluffy

sgtfluffy — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:58:43 +0000

For the last time infidel! I am not Yakov Smirnoff!!!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:42:04 +0000

"No....no. Now when I smile for photographs I say "Cheeeeez Danish."

By: the man

the man — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:46:26 +0000

"Jack Bauer? I never heard of you"

By: McGehee

McGehee — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:32:56 +0000

"No, I'm sorry I can't hear you, somebody's whistling real loud. And it's getting louder... uh-oh, gotta run."

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:26:30 +0000

Hey Mom, Guess what, I just defied America, you want to know what I'm going to do next?

I'm going to Islamaland!