I don't know what happened; he just made that stupid crack about the sweater thing again and I just... it was like I was watching myself do things.

I tink eet waz me taco fart got him!

More pictures of abuse at Abu Ghraib surface.

That's right folks!! There is a new sheriff in town, so you better mind your manners!!

Poor Duke, he never should have volunteered to be Cheney's bird dog.

Estamos casi alli. De ascendente aqui la frontera de los Estados Unidos esta solamente a algunos mas pies lejos.

"My friend was done in by Moslem protesters. They mistook him for a Great Dane."

The glorious Yippy-Dog Jihad has finally destroyed the Great Satan Mastiff

Ralph entered into a deep depression during the Westminster Show. Another refusal was too much of a funk to overcome, even after his lifemate, Pookey, brought him the news that their owner would protect their sensitive ears by no longer watching American Idol.

Somehow the Today show turned this photo into a Dick Cheney metaphor.

Viva! Se Habla Espanol. (The USA is not conquered by Al Qaeda but by Latin Culture.)

The bigger they are, the harder they fall asleep.

arp..arp..(DO SUMTIN)..arp..arp..arp..(YA LAZY BASTARD)!

Who's the bitch now?!?!?!?

After several hours of labor, Chi-Chi finally gave birth to a most amazing puppy.

Laying dog not sleeping: "Yeah, well, we'll see how cute they think it is when they look in the back yard and the only thing they find left of Pepe is a couple of dog turds wrapped in colored yarn."

Bloggers vs the Antique Media

Duke had mocked the Taco Bell Chihuahua for the last time.

Sherman loved massages but Mouse always refused to give a "happy ending."

Like the democratic party, that dog won't hunt.

Behind the Barking

Duke lived the high life for a long time due to his sitting in the famous "Dogs Playing Poker" painting. But his addiction to gambling got the better of him and he ended up deep in debt to many loan sharks. His friend Pepe was quoted as saying "I knew he was depressed and hanging around shady characters--we're talking about dogs whose butts even I wouldn't sniff--but I never thought Duke would give in and top himself." A private memorial will be held this weekend. Duke's owner requests that donations be sent to the ASPCA in lieu of flowers.

My momma always said, "If you lay down with dogs, y'all get fleas"; but Lord A-mighty they sure grow big fleas these days...must be due to Global Warming.

"Wake up, I bought you a matching sweater!"

Size matters....NOT!

"Wake up Big Boy, I'm Ovulating!"

For the third time this week, Paco (seated, in the sweater), the canine street drug counselor, finds habitual user Duke passed out in a skid row stoop from another milkbone and toilet water binge. When asked about a possible reason for the sudden rise in abuse of the often lethal combination, Paco replied: “Arf arf arf Bush woof”

pssst hey there big dog did you see brokeback mountain huh? wannna maybe head to the ranch if ya know what I'm sayin..

When Randy said "Yo dog!" for the 1 millionth time, Paula and Simon inexplicably metamorphasize into canines.

Anyone else have a comment on my sweater?

Cindy Sheehan, struck by the David and Goliath allegory displayed before her, couldn't help but kneel in homage to the little guy.

Yo quiero a more lively partner.

This will only hurt a leetle my darling....

"People always underestimate the carnal prowess of the leeeetle guy."