Comments on: Caption Contest

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:43:00 +0000

When asked if he was going to follow in Arafats footsteps, Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal throws his hands up to indicate it had been ten years since hed done that.

By: the man

the man — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:24:51 +0000

We call for death to all American infidels...unless they want us to run their ports.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:25:12 +0000

"We will put a stop to Israel, George Clooney, hairy palms, neckties, Grizzly Adams, the memory of Rachel Corrie, the NEWS and fat chicks."

By: McCain

McCain — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:37:38 +0000

In a rather blatant demonstration of political opportunism, Hamas shows how they will push all fat chicks into the sea.

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 23:41:53 +0000

Brother Achmed (over right shoulder)

NBC, ABC, CNNi, BBC, Al-Jazzera, PNN (Palestinian News Network), Al-Assad (National Syrian Channel), ITV, Telemundo. Yes all of the ~~propoganda~~ News Channels of note are here, and thank Allah Fox News isn't.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:31:03 +0000

"We have all been had!"

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:46:50 +0000

"Islamic Peace will look like this, hands raised high in surrender or disembodied heads like the one on the pike over my shoulder."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:26:59 +0000

"In a celebration of ecumenical diversity, Hamas will forego blowing up Jews for Lent."

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:21:19 +0000

-or-

"You knew Rachel Corrie? what kind of impression did she leave you with."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:08:09 +0000

"If only I could get that Live Long and Prosper hand thing down, people would know I'm not really such a bad guy." "Yes, I was there. This was the last thing Rachel Corrie did."

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:07:36 +0000

"So Allah, Mohammad, and a duck walk into a bar see, and..."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:05:43 +0000

Everybody wants to be David Byrne.

"I saw Bill Clinton do this last week and the crowd loved it."

"Oh Allah, Where Art Thou?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:58:51 +0000

"Yes, oh my, yes, Brokeback Mountain was just fabulous."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:58:05 +0000

the Palestinian president, responding to a question about why you never see him and George Clooney in the same room together, even though their politics are so similar.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:56:37 +0000

Condi's efforts to put Hamas in a box seem to be working.

Mime's a lot tougher than it looks.