Comments on: Caption Contest

By: McGehee

McGehee — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 13:23:26 +0000

After reading the first submission in this contest, I'm out.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 16:01:14 +0000

President Bush and his wife Laura graciously accept the traditional Indian gift of curried flowers after arriving in New Delhi on Wednesday, as Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh looks on. Meanwhile Singh's wife, Gurcharan Kaur, demonstrates the customary "avoidance of eye-contact" from two paces behind the Prime Minister.

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 14:27:56 +0000

"Hi, I'm Dubya, Manmohan. My friend, Condi, asked me to set up a call center for her upcoming presidential bid. And maybe you could flummox the existing call center for a Hillary Rodham Clinton. We can iron out the details later. I will make this worth your while. Do you know how to pronounce the word N U C L E A R?"

By: McCain

McCain — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:31:37 +0000

Yes Gurcharan, those flowering bushes would be excellent with Tandoori chicken.

By: The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read

The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:02:43 +0000

Caption This One (060303)...

by Lt. Col. Frederick Wellman

Other Bloggy Caption Fun:

Wizbang.
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By: Ingress

Ingress — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:31:47 +0000

Bush - "Why, thank you for these lovely flowers."

aside - "And for not making me say newcleer energy. For that, I have put you in the Newcleer Club. And wow, I just noticed that you both have really attractive facial hair."

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:16:13 +0000

"Thanks, but we don't have any gifts in return"
"That is very OK, We took your jet."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:54:52 +0000

"All this hand shaking and smiling has made me hungry, let's say we hit a Steak-House."

By: Steve Doherty Jr.

Steve Doherty Jr. — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:35:54 +0000

"Laura? Keep smiling and grab my deodorant stick in my pocket. Now, give it to those 'fossils' to the left of you or as Rove always says, 'I'm gonna upchuck.' Remember, keep smiling! Now! Grab it!"

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:46:51 +0000

"Namaste? Huh? Laura I think that old woman just said I'm nasty."

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:54:50 +0000

President Bush then gave a short speech where he apologized for the massacre at Wounded Knee and how he had always been a big fan of Jim Thorpe.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:13:53 +0000

"Just because I'm a Cowboy, doesn't mean you need to worship me, Mister Shing, but I appreciate the offering. [aside to State Department weenie] Are we expected to eat these all in one sitting?"

By: the man

the man — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:53:04 +0000

The Bushes failed to realize that by accepting the roses, Jenna was now betrothed to Jala Singh, the 13 year old son of the Indian Prime Minister.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:43:49 +0000

"Heh-heh, I think I'll get me one of those cool-lookin' light blue turbans and REALLY freak out the Dubai port deal opposers!"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:38:55 +0000

Howdy Dean, Helloooooo Senator Kerry. I'm the President, and you're not. Ain't thadda beach. Gotta run, just wanted to give you guys a shout out and tellya I miss you.

XOXO Dubya