Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:00:28 +0000

The Memorial Service for Chef from South Park was spirited. President Clinton said, "Chef was one smooth-talking dude. A kindred spirit, he was an expert on getting it on with the ladies."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:43:07 +0000

"Don't Ya Just Hate It When People Laugh At Your Tie."

By: McCain

McCain — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:29:08 +0000

The famous witchdoctor scene from "How Bill Clinton Became the First Black President."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:19:34 +0000

Dill, I was trying to be a little "nice"! And didn't Monica say it was "big"?

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:05:54 +0000

Singers:
Pea-nut Butter Jelly Time,
Pea-nut Butter Jelly Time,
(quicktime) Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly...

Clinton thinking: I've got Peanut on the left, Butter on the Right, and my own knife to spread them around, if you know what I mean.

(Have to know the most annoying song in the world, The Peanut Butter and Jelly Time) to get that one.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:31:52 +0000

or
....drummed throught his LITTLE head.

nyuk nyuk nyuk

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:48:48 +0000

(Apologies - I just HAD to make a revision!)

I've got the best seat in the house, Clinton thought, as the words "Shake your booty" drummed through his LITTLE brain.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:42:48 +0000

I've got the best seat in the house, Clinton thought, as the words "Shake your booty" drummed through his brain.

By: McCain

McCain — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:24:35 +0000

While Randy thought it was not exactly his best performance in the competition so far, and Paula thought it was utterly dreamy, Simon agreed with the rest of us that the pathetic little creep should get the hell off the stage.

By: McCain

McCain — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:15:48 +0000

"OK, cool man, but where's this Leg-gae party they been-a talkin' about?"

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:30:48 +0000

"Heh-heh, that's right girls. Once you go Prez, you never go Lez. But hey, if you want to that's okay because me and Little Willie REALLY like to watch."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:18:49 +0000

"Mr. President, you just start shouting Hallelujah, Hallelujah. Pretty soon there is a reason to shout. Life is like that."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:10:31 +0000

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:18:04 +0000

"I sat harder on this bench than anything I've ever sat on in my life."

Not a caption, per se, but to the thin-skinned, almost everything is thinly veiled. Nonetheless, you gotta keep your eye on those racists at AP all the time, especially the Mighty Quinn.

By: DaveD

DaveD — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:12:15 +0000

The opening of the exhibit honoring "America's First Black President" at Madam Tussaud's was full of fanfare. It was kid-friendly too as some of the important parts of the Clinton Presidency were tastefully obscured from direct view.