There go those Red Staters again... trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

Helen Thomas And George Bush > The Dance Of Death

"It's curtains for you, Señor Bull!"

Ferdinand was never the same after this.....

Deuce Bigalow - Bovine Gigolo

"Honey, I'm home."

"Educator-in-chief, huh? Look Dubya, you can't bullsh*t a bull."

Jose's attempt to play the rabbit in real life came to a tragic end during the remake of Bully for Bugs.

Sorry sir, mechanical bulls don't work that way.

After the cancellation of "Everybody Loves Raymond" Brad Garrett could only find work in the Mexican soap, "Everybody Loves Bull."

Unnamed Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission undercover agent leads drunken patron from Lubbock bar.

Officially retiring the donkey, the Democratic party unveils their new mascot: the bullshitter.

The "Mad Cow" cover up was not going all that well.

Craigslist Madrid: For sale--one matador outfit. Only worn once. In perfect condition except for one large hole and bloodstains.

I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!

This "Queer Eye" franchise has jumped the shark!

Ya know what? Ya know what? I doen...don't care wha'...hic...'scuse me. I don' care what the others shay...say. For a bull, you're OK in my book. I mean...I luv ya man! I mean it! Hey, howzabout another shot a tequilla...mmm? Itsh my turn ta' buy.

Yeah baby! You KNOW you been taken!

Hokay...turn your head and cough!

Damnit, will you let me lead?

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

Guernica!: The Musical

* Today on ABC's wide world of sports: 1 little man against a 1/2ton of pissed off POT ROAST!

* "No, Shiela... I swear you could see the guy having a matadorgasm!"

* Here we see Matador Gordon Bloody trying to hypnotize the bull.

Great Moments in Beer Goggles #219

"To bull or not to bull" - that is the question.

* Famous Spanish Dancer Matt Adore with his new partner

* What a nin-cow-poop. (OK, I swiped that one)

* It is said the Spanish are the only ones who get away with playing with their food.

Seriously, could Dancing With The Stars get any worse?

A) For Sale: One pair of beer goggles, used once. Make offer.

B) Even progressive Pastors are rethinking their support of the new liberal marriage law.

C) Mooo for me baby.

D) What's that ... you say you're a bull and not a cow? That's what I thought you said.

E) You know, up close you look a little different than your eHarmony pic.

Hey, is that a horn in your cape or are you just happy to see me?

Hole in Juan, Juan in hole. Now we even!

Derek Zoolander unveils his new pose--"Red Bull"

Spains national sport was faced with shame and humiliation when the red doily on the head gag, always the hit of every party, paled in comparison to Prime Minister Aznar showing up wearing a blue one.

"Ok, so, Red Bull here says his NCAA Champion pick is George Mason."

And tonight on David Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks we have Alfonso and Pepe to sing "La Cucaracha".

It certainly seems like someone needs a Time Out.

While vacationing in Spain, Janet Reno tries on one of the many scarves at Felipe's "La Casa Grande"

RENO: :Do you have anything in Blue?"