Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Patrick D

Patrick D — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:54:14 +0000

While vacationing in Spain, Janet Reno tries on one of the many scarves at Felipe's "La Casa Grande"

RENO: :Do you have anything in Blue?"

By: Gina Quartermaine

Gina Quartermaine — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:38:57 +0000

It certainly seems like someone needs a Time Out.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:31:59 +0000

And tonight on David Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks we have Alfonso and Pepe to sing "La Cucaracha".

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:34:45 +0000

"Ok, so, Red Bull here says his NCAA Champion pick is George Mason."

By: estel

estel — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:43:07 +0000

Spains national sport was faced with shame and humiliation when the red doily on the head gag, always the hit of every party, paled in comparison to Prime Minister Aznar showing up wearing a blue one.

By: April

April — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:53:27 +0000

Derek Zoolander unveils his new pose--"Red Bull"

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:31:02 +0000

Hole in Juan, Juan in hole. Now we even!

By: DaveD

DaveD — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 17:41:55 +0000

Hey, is that a horn in your cape or are you just happy to see me?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:07:30 +0000

A) For Sale: One pair of beer goggles, used once. Make offer.

B) Even progressive Pastors are rethinking their support of the new liberal marriage law.

C) Mooo for me baby.

D) What's that ... you say you're a bull and not a cow? That's what I thought you said.

E) You know, up close you look a little different than your eHarmony pic.

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:37:19 +0000

Seriously, could Dancing With The Stars get any worse?

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:20:46 +0000

* Famous Spanish Dancer Matt Adore with his new partner

* What a nin-cow-poop. (OK, I swiped that one)

* It is said the Spanish are the only ones who get away with playing with their food.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:04:23 +0000

"To bull or not to bull" - that is the question.

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:09:02 +0000

Great Moments in Beer Goggles #219

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:38:21 +0000

* Today on ABC's wide world of sports: 1 little man against a 1/2ton of pissed off POT ROAST!

* "No, Shiela... I swear you could see the guy having a matadorgasm!"

* Here we see Matador Gordon Bloody trying to hypnotize the bull.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:18:34 +0000

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

Guernica!: The Musical