Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:35:31 +0000

So begins the hunt for Eggs of Grass Deception...

By: Candice

Candice — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:23:07 +0000

"I hate to pun," Mrs. Bush said pointing to the bunny, "but Hare Today," and then with a nod to her husband, "Goon Tomorrow."

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:44:43 +0000

The surprise attack on the President and First Lady by the Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog was foiled by an alert Secret Service Agent who quickly dispatched them with Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after counting to three... not four, nor two, but three (five being right out).

By: The Gone Rick Motel

The Gone Rick Motel — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:50:31 +0000

Writers Block Caption Contest...

Now that Easter is over and all major holiday weekends, save Memorial day are behind us, it is time once again for a Caption Contest. I invite everyone to participate, all entries are accepted (minus very very vulgar ones) so......

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:33:05 +0000

"Those tikes wouldn't dare look for an egg under THIS Bush."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:55:44 +0000

I want to give a shout out to one of my homies ..... Jenna Jameson, Hey Girl! A Thank You to our event sponsor Larry Flynt. And of course a very special note to Tom Cruise for not bringing you know what. I'll conclude our first annual Lysergic Bunny Hop with some beats:

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop a you don't stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Now what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
See: I am Wonder Laura and I like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
Well so far, you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man Dub:
come on, Dub, sing that song

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:23:28 +0000

Laura - "And the Telletubbies aren't up here with me today because Tinky Winky could not find a matching purse."

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:23:42 +0000

Agents Smith and Jones hated "Bunny Detail"

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:47:39 +0000

I tell ya, whoever leaked Laura Bush's name as a covert Easter Bunny will be asked to resign from my Administration.

By: GOP and College

GOP and College — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:27:12 +0000

1) Bush: Wow, Glenn Reynolds didn't eat the bunny. 2) Bush: I wonder if K Mart has a kinky bunny suit for Laura in the lingerie section.

By: McCain

McCain — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:53:17 +0000

Bush announces high Gross National Reproduction.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:38:18 +0000

In their conitnuing effort to get President Bush impeached, the DNC released this photo as proof that he sees two six foot pukas he named Harry and Nancy.

By: Roger

Roger — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:09:07 +0000

"I know my husband has been involved in many hare-brained schemes, but they were not all his idea."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:55:17 +0000

27 years ago today (Apl 20th) President Carter was attacked by the vicious rabbit of Cair Bannog.

President Bush marked the occasion by posing with the rabbit and his wife at the White House.

By: ken

ken — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:49:43 +0000

* "I love the smell of fried rabbit in the morning." * "We would like to introduce you to the source of Joe Wilson's latest claims..."