Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Patrick D

Patrick D — Sat, 06 May 2006 01:37:43 +0000

"THE DUKES OF HARVARD"

Wishing to avoid any bad publicity, Senator Patrick Kennedy leaves the scene of his 44th DUI with the aid of a borrowed helmet.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 17:21:26 +0000

"Go Long!"

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 17:18:58 +0000

"I Just Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 15:49:16 +0000

Home Land Security In San Francisco

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 15:43:52 +0000

A Walk In The Dark.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 15:42:43 +0000

Spring Time In Paris.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 01 May 2006 15:34:56 +0000

Dr. Phil Takes It To The Street!

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 01 May 2006 14:21:06 +0000

Mr. Dill was in a picker's pickle. "This is hell for me. So many good captions. Have to pick."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 01 May 2006 02:26:58 +0000

Do these shoes make me look fat?

Jared needs to go back to 6" subs.

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue...

Please, for the love of God, stop getting naked for peace. Please.

I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy...

Here we come, walking down the street, we get the funniest looks from every one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the moonbats!

Stay away from the brown acid.

Evel Knievel starts his comeback.

Why they hate us. Shoot, why we hate ourselves.

Ars non gratia artis.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:37:53 +0000

Evil Knievel's lesser known brother, James "Jimmy Sack" Knievel, is pictured psyching himself up as he prepares for his most dangerous stunt to date: jumping a flaming slab of Spanish concrete using nothing but an ass-mounted pogo-stick and a retro Marv Albert Halloween costume.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:15:22 +0000

Evil Knievel's lesser known brother, James "Jimmy Sack" Knievel, is pictured psyching himself up for his most difficult stunt to date: jumping a flaming slab of Spanish concrete using nothing but an ass-mounted pogo-stick and a retro-Marv Albert Halloween costume.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:12:05 +0000

Evil Knievel's lesser known brother James "Jimmy Sack" Knievel, is shown psyching himself up for his most dangerous stunt to date: jumping a flaming slab of Spanish concrete using nothing but an ass-mounted pogo stick and a retro-Marv Albert Halloween costume.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 23:53:32 +0000

* Stockbroker: Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part.

* I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

(Oops... sorry, wrong sketch. Forget the last one.)

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 15:10:15 +0000

Charlie Sheen, seen here in a pre-release promotional still, starring in the remake of Apocalypse Now, as Willard. Co-starring Alec Baldwin as Kurtz, Kanye West as Clean, and Daniel Baldwin (in a special work release appearance), as Lance. In theaters April 20, 2007.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:29:04 +0000

How to know when "Casual Fridays" at work, have gone too far