Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Meghan Cracker

Meghan Cracker — Wed, 17 May 2006 05:19:18 +0000

Illegal Immigrant's are pirates and should be torched by Justice through presidential approval...and a "guest worker program."

By: Tim Worth

Tim Worth — Tue, 16 May 2006 20:03:01 +0000

"Arr! Avast boys! 'Tis the very monster I saw that night Cook prepared those most peculiar mushrooms!"

By: Brutus

Brutus — Tue, 16 May 2006 09:38:22 +0000

In other news, some American Islamic groups scream "racist" when coast guard catches Mohammad Attah's retarded younger brother attempting to take out another NY landmark...

By: The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read

The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read — Tue, 16 May 2006 00:15:39 +0000

Caption This One (060512)...

(U.S. Air Force photo/Robbin Cresswell)

Looks like this is going to be a Friday night thing from now on. Now that I've got a real job again, I'm just not able to get to it in the morning anymore.

Oh yeah, other Caption Stuff:

Wizbang.
OT...

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 15 May 2006 14:56:09 +0000

"I Hope She Takes Master Card."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 15 May 2006 14:53:50 +0000

"Ain't That The Woman That Played On West Wing?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 15 May 2006 03:20:04 +0000

Ahmedinejad announces Iran's new nuclear powered aircraft carrier and boldly sails it right up the Hudson.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 15 May 2006 03:13:50 +0000

Bring me your tired, your hungry, your poor scripts...

After the Immigration Reform Act of 2006, this year's four legally allowed immigrants came in together on a catamaran.

Sailor 1: "This water's cold."
Sailor 2: "Depp too."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Mon, 15 May 2006 00:28:10 +0000

Right-wing bloggers have positioned an advance team in preparation to "swift-boat" the Senator from New York in 2008. Dems are sure to cry: "we wuz robbed."

(n.b. OTB - You have my solemn VOW, THIS is the LAST submission I will make for this pic! Does anyone have the phone number for Captioners Anonymous?)

By: kaos

kaos — Sun, 14 May 2006 02:05:32 +0000

You don't look so friggin poor, tired or huddled. Let alone one of the masses.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 13 May 2006 14:21:35 +0000

After strident questioning from OTB regarding her numerous entries, Maggie sheepishly responded, "But Lady Liberty has always been an inspiration to me."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 13 May 2006 12:36:36 +0000

Desperately Seeking Amnesty.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 13 May 2006 12:30:13 +0000

While yesterday's immigrants stopped at Ellis Island, today's illegals bypass our laws, leaving us to wonder "Why we don't send them up the river?"

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 13 May 2006 11:49:42 +0000

We have just learned that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's 17-page letter to Dubya was just a "stall for time". It has now become apparent that he had actually ordered the Iranian Navy to commence its attack on The Evil Satan before the letter was even dropped in the mail.

By: McCain

McCain — Sat, 13 May 2006 00:21:00 +0000

In the finest tradition of our immigrant heritage, President Bush proposes a Guest Bilker Program.