Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST-WITH A TWIST

By: Pietro

Pietro — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Puppy blender: Shut up, assclown.
Assclown: Wanna come over here and make me, fruitcake? Huh, FRUITCAKE?

By: SageOne

SageOne — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Puppy Blender: "Nice t-shirt idot."

Assclown: "You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN TO ME? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you? Do I make you laugh?"

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

60âs folk artist Donovan (above left) has teamed up with his troubled son Frank on new album titled âNuclear Puppy.â The estranged pair have put aside differences and plan to tour extensively in the US.

By: Norbizness

Norbizness — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Young Randy Newman vs. Paul from "The Wonder Years".... the Re-Match! Sunday Sunday SUNDAY! You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Tonight on Crossfire:

On the right: Puppy Blender, A man who knows a man in a jacket is taken more seriously than a man in a worn-out joke t-shirt that no one understands unless they've read the essay.

On the far right: Liberal Assclown, a man who knows that the media IS the message. However, his message seems to be, "Really, read the essay, the shirt is FUNNY!"

By: Not Frank J.

Not Frank J. — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Puppy Blender: "I'm so drunk with power I can't even stand straight and need to lean against this wall." Strikingly Handsome Young Man: "You are all beneath me. You do not even deserve to look upon me."

By: Ian S.

Ian S. — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Puppy Blender: "I'm so drunk with power from not linking to people I can't stand up straight. Need a rottweiler smoothie to restore my balance!" Frank: "Yes, it says 'NIKE TEH MONO'. I don't need no stinkin' spellchecker!"

By: SixofOne

SixofOne — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

PMS or PTSD You Decide

By: Orion

Orion — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Blog Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.

The Puppy Blender stands ready to complete his Bill Gates disguise and conquer the known universe as Evil Overlord of All.

Frank J, as the idealistic young outlander, stands ready to lead the rebellion and disrupt The Puppy Blender's plans.

Orion

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

(Later we'll learn that Frank J is really the Puppy Blender's son when he attempts to use psychological warfare to get Frank J to drink a Shih Tzu Shake)

Orion

By: SwampWoman

SwampWoman — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Appearing outwardly relaxed, Bruce Ward and Dick Grayson are always ready to respond to the bat signal and run the liberal assclowns out of Gotham City.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

PuppyBlender: "Don't ask." AssClown: "Don't tell."

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Makes Uday and Qusay look like the Hardy Brothers.

By: Orion

Orion — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

PUPPY SMOOTHY
BEFORE --- AFTER

Orion

By: DarthVOB

DarthVOB — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

PuppyBlender: Why is my picture on the left? I'm no Leftist!

LiberalAssclown: Why am I standing to his left? I'm no Leftist!