Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bouhaki

Bouhaki — Mon, 23 May 2005 14:06:21 +0000

"11 of us, huh? Figures."
http://www.joygreetings.com/number11.shtml

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sat, 21 May 2005 19:10:45 +0000

"So if I score a 75 or better I will finally earn my towel?" "For the thousandth time 'yes', Mohammed!"

By: Jephray

Jephray — Sat, 21 May 2005 00:54:44 +0000

In the briefs you can almost see a bulge.

By: uhhhhh... no

uhhhhh... no — Fri, 20 May 2005 18:27:52 +0000

Sure to win most tasteless:

Sample Saudi Arabia word problem: A plane takes off from Boston at 7:45 am travelling at 525 miles per hour. New York is 200 miles away....

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 20 May 2005 03:11:52 +0000

See? I TOLD you to use Clorox....

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Thu, 19 May 2005 23:49:40 +0000

"I hope there's enough kosher meals at the break."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Thu, 19 May 2005 23:13:04 +0000

Papa.....are you really... MY ..papa?......No, I don't know what "penguin" means, papa.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Thu, 19 May 2005 21:54:11 +0000

A haunting silence crept over the class as the question from Professor Muhammad al Jabbar echoed through the lecture hall: "Can anyone here name just one problem- large or small- that wasn't caused by the Great Satan?"

By: The Man

The Man — Thu, 19 May 2005 21:24:12 +0000

The competition is tough at the open auditions for season 5 of the hit TV show 24.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Thu, 19 May 2005 20:56:26 +0000

'Casual dress Friday' didn't seem to work out as planned.

By: moose

moose — Thu, 19 May 2005 20:46:29 +0000

Who's this guy speaking? Darth Vader, you say? I like his style.

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 19 May 2005 19:26:06 +0000

We need to sell more SUV's to the Americans to keep the price of oil up. Then we can buy you a new bernoose!

By: Kenny

Kenny — Thu, 19 May 2005 18:32:17 +0000

Alright ... no one pick your nose while the camera is still facing this way ... not yet ... not yet ... not ye -- NOW!

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Thu, 19 May 2005 18:15:27 +0000

What on earth is that vexing aroma? Ah yes, i believe it's Eau de Goat Piss. Exquisite.

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Thu, 19 May 2005 17:59:54 +0000

Why do you automatically assume, just because I'm the only one here who's clean shaven and towel-less, that I'm the CIA infiltrator? That's stereotyping, man!