Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:52:41 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:44:19 +0000

Ground control to Major Ted (E. Bear) ....

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:32:11 +0000

When you said this was a new cheaper way to fly, I didn't imagine this for one minute.

Shut up and hang on, Bear. We've only got a few hundred miles to go.

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:30:17 +0000

1st bear: Do you ever get the feeling somebody is out to get you?

2nd bear: You think! Look, if you slide off that pole, we're done for.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:55:22 +0000

"I'm just saying that the Mile High Club seemed a lot more fun in a cameraless, semi-private compartment."

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:18:34 +0000

And your wonder why college tuition is so high. Yes sir. I agree that the new astronauts do much better on the 'sit' and 'stay' commands, but do you really think they would be as good if there was an emergency. The good news is that mission control has finally acknowledged our hints about 'wanting a little company when we go to sleep at night'. The bad news is that I don't think their solution will really address the root issue. Now that Obama is elected, is there anything not possible? Mommy, when will Daddy give me back my Teddy-bear? Because Teddy bears were named after a republican president, Teddy Roosevelt, Obama has banned them from earth.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:33:55 +0000

* I'm sorry, Pooh... I'm afraid I can't do that...

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:47:03 +0000

* Headline: Bear Takes Over International Space Station in Pooh-de-Tat

* Remember: Only YOU can prevent space station fires

* Wokka, Wokka!

*Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear - Fuzzy Wuzzy had no air!

By: Bystander

Bystander — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:19:40 +0000

"What ya starin' at mate? Ave'nt ya evah seen a pole-ah bear befoah?

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:32:30 +0000

North Korean cosmonauts.

Does a bear poop in space?

"Hey!- I can see Paddingtion Station from up here!"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:05:14 +0000

The ursinusoidal oscillations give me a funny feeling in my spacesuit.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:02:33 +0000

So Build-A-Bear has a store on the Space Station?

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:59:14 +0000

No, I said I wish I could get a couple of beers up here.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:53:01 +0000

Apprently, there is something you will touch with a ten foot pole.

By: Dave Schuler

Dave Schuler — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:50:15 +0000

I'm sorry, Paddington, I'm afraid I can't do that.