UHhh...does this mean Kerry won (now that pigs are flying)?

And to think I gave up that gig at the Children's Zoo for this...

"Today in the news, Babe is putting a face on a constitutional amendment to allow natural born and foreign-born pigs to become president."

Nothing better on a Saturday afternoon at the football game than watching the pigskin fly.

Yearly celebrations ensue among swine that turkey and Thanksgiving go hand and pig foot.

The afterlife proves to be cruel to Yasser Arafat, who not only is dissed his 72 virgins, but is reincarnated into a show-pig.

James Carville on Meet The Press Nov.18, 2008

The insurgents in and around Fallujah noted an unexpected tactic today, as they were bombed with live pigs.

Panic broke out in the Republican ranks on next election possibilities when news of a major snowfall this weekend in Hell was followed by this startling photo.

You know why the spectators are carrying umbrellas? Once farm animals learned to fly, rain was the least of our worries.

Forget the pig, roast the Redskins!

The Piglet Badminton went well, but a sudden downpour delayed the Hamster Baseball event.

Excellent body control, good pinkish hue. Let's see what the judges give it:

5.9, 5.7, 5.7, 5.8, 6.0.

Michael Moore, trying to emulate Michael Jackson by dangling his newborn son from a balcony, realized too late that he should have washed the bacon grease off his hands first.

Rodney, are you commenting on my chances of winning another caption contest?

Herb Tarlick: We wanted to give free hams as part of the newest WKRP promotion and we took a bunch of pigs up in the hot air balloon but, God as my witness, I really thought pigs could fly.

The X Prize drew a diverse list of applicants hoping to win the $10 million reward...

This is just too weird to come up with anything bettera than those ahead of this.

But I wonder, those people in the background...they turned out to see this specticle, but it seems they REALLY want to see this event because they are braving the rain and wind. This must be one charming pig.

Roger -- That would be Les Nesman, but good one.

(I actually thought it was Mr. Carlson, but Herb sounds more appropriate to me, he having been in charge of sales and promotions. Les was just the newsman.)

"Attorney General John Ashcroft flew the coop. Yeah, and here come Rod, Ann, Don, Spencer and Colin."

To the delight of all in attendance, a pig sent by Parisian citizens to assist in the feeding of Arafat's mourners was thrown away by a reluctant Islamic volunteer.

McGehee, you're right! Some googling reveals that it was Carlson.

See http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/wkrp/turkeys.html

Les was reporting from the scene: "Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!"

What was previously thought to be a frivolous query by Lewis Carroll--whether pigs have wings--suddenly took on great importance this past Saturday at the McCormick farm . . .

The US Army unveiled its newest counter-terrorist weapon today, the semi-guided pork bomb. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld proclaimed that radical Islamists would find it "both devilishly effective and sinfully delicious."

(With apologies to the writer of Frosty the Snowman)

Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
Look at Piggy go!
Thumpety, thump, thump,
Thumpety, thump, thump
Over the hills of--
eeewww...that ain't snow!

Upset over election results, Rosie O'Donnel jumps to her death in front of horrified onlookers.

"Two female presidential contenders???
Sure, when pigs fly."

2008 presidential candidates Hillary and Condi seen in background watching (you guessed it).

Gary, I remember stopping in at some tourist trap somewhere near San Marcos, Texas that featured Ralph the Diving Pig. Hey, it was worth the $5 we paid to get in simply because they had clean restrooms. Well, and Ralph. Yeah... Ralph was the It Pig before the movie "Babe" came out...

Caption: 'Bubbles set a new world record during the Pigs-in-a-Blanket toss.'

What the pig did after he found out what Michael
Moore really meant by 'pork rinds.'

The little piggy that could: "I think I can I think
I can..."

Arnold Zwiffel showing the form that made him a
legend of screen and now, stage.