Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST: IOWA CAUCUSES EDITION

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"...and I did it, myyyyy Wayyyy."

By: BA

BA — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"Riiiise! RIIIIIISE, my legions of the undead!"

By: SwampWoman

SwampWoman — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"And in the NAME of the FATHER, and of the SON, I COMMAND the Gephardt campaign to be energized!"

By: jen

jen — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

...New York, New...

Wait, where are we?

By: SwampWoman

SwampWoman — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"Friends, in order to EVICT The Forces of Eeeevil from the White House, our congregation must raise money. We are having a special love collection taken up for this reason. I must ask you to GIVE until it HURTS! The collection plates are being passed by our brothers from the Teamsters Union."

By: mark

mark — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Years ago, I admit, I did grope some women, but I apologize if I offended anyone. Oh, come on - it worked for Arnold Schwartzenegger.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"I've got hands and a face.
My body's some other place.
If you see it, let me know.
To New Hampshire we must go.

Body come back.
Please come back.
Body come back.
Please come back."

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Dick regretted saying he'd give his right hand. He now wished he'd offered his first born instead.

By: Matthew Stinson

Matthew Stinson — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

1) "Give me your tired, your poor, your unionized masses yearning for protectionism!" 2) After reading early entrance polling results: "I just want to tell everyone, F************************CK!"

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"I ran once before for president in 1988, but I was no match for the irresistible charm and charisma of Michael Dukakis."*

* Idea stolen from David Letterman

By: DANEgerus

DANEgerus — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Can I have an AMEN to farm subsidies?

Can I have an AMEN to protectionist legislation?

Can I have an AMEN to national health care?

I have seen the Lord Streisand and she has faxed me the pillars of our faith!!!

AMEN sisters! AMEN sisters! AMEN!

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"On Daschle, on Kennedy, Carter and Clinton.
On McAuliffe, on Mike Moore, Carville and Streisand.
Through the Iowa caucus, TO THE TOP OF THE POLLS,
now dash away, dash away, dash away all."

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"You've lost that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling, You've lost that lovin' feeling, Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh."

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"You've lost that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling, You've lost that lovin' feeling, Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh."

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Sorry, computer went haywire.
Of course, computer blames the operator.
You decide.