Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST: NEW HAMPSHIRE EDITION

By: Steven

Steven — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"Secretary Ridge rolls out the Terror Alert Monkeys, because that chart was too boring."

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Missed it by a few minutes it seems Steven, I pass on my terror alert caption.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Several participants in Paris Hilton's The Simple Life - Chinese Edition were not amused.

By: JW

JW — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Yellow Monkey--"Hey, anybody feel like evolving into a higher species today?"

Brown Monkey--"Nah, I kind of like feeling superior to Democrats right now"

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Know your democratic candidates
From left to right
Kerry; Highest on the poles.
Dean: Mouth always open
Lieberman: Leaning to the right
Clark: Can't quite convey just what he is

By: Rally Monkey Rachel Edith

Rally Monkey Rachel Edith — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Go Anaheim Angels!
Do it again in 2004.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Clark, Sharpton and Lieberman consult Gephardt about the protocol of withdrawing.

By: Bob Hawkins

Bob Hawkins — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"Baboon Eye for the Hominid Guy"

By: OF Jay

OF Jay — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"In a desperate bid to ensure that her legacy is not forgotten, Cindi Lauper has a set of monkeys, knowing that people remember charming animals better than they do washed-up pop stars. The public is yet undecided as to the monkeys being charming."

By: OF Jay

OF Jay — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

*... dyed a set of monkeys." I forgot that operative word, sorry James.

By: Leslie Gabriel

Leslie Gabriel — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

4 out of 5 colorful primates surveyed say that bush IS the missing link.

By: Eddie Thomas

Eddie Thomas — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"I don't know what you guys think, but I'm genetically a lot closer to Al Franken than I would care for."

By: DANEgerus

DANEgerus — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

In order of finish... look at those faces

John 'dontcallmeJFK' Kerry
Howard 'Yeeeeaaaaagh' Dean
Mr. 'IamPretty' Edwards
Wesley 'Waco-kid' Clark

By: McGehee

McGehee — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Now I know why we haven't been able to find bin Laden.

By: goldie

goldie — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Arthur, Eugene and Boris all cursed the day Bert threw his pelt in with their laundry on a hot load.