Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, June 20, 2005 |
The Moon Balk Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Gene Blevins/Reuters)
The Winners
First: Brandon Jaynes - “Janet Arvizo is not my lover
She’s just a woman who claims that I touched her son
But it was all just harmless fun
She says I touched her son, but I donât care ’cause I have won.”Second: Russ - “The stigmata prove I was unjustly prosec. . . hey!!”
Third: Mustang 23 - announcer: “Michael Jackson, after winning the big trial what are you going to do?”
MJ: “I am going to Disney World. . . with a bunch of 10 year old boys”
Honorable Mention:
Jane Galt - Greetings, earthlings!
The Man - Yo bartenderâ¦one Jesus Juice, no ice.
Maggie - Ok, I wonât sleep with them anymore, but can I have five minutes alone with them?
Steve Martin Award
Bithead - Huh? I am not a bum, I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and. . . uh⦠my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Mikey Wan: You don’t need To see any identifying body marks.
Sneddon: We don’t need to see his identifying body marks.
Mikey Wan: These were not the boys you were looking for.
Sneddon: These were not the boys we were looking for
Mikey Wan: You can go about your business, Move along.
Sneddon: You can go about your business, move along.
Mikey Wan: Now return the police photos of my P*n*s.
Sneddon: (snort) You’ve gotta be kidding.
Mikey Wan: Dang, Jesus juice wore off already.Of course the acquittal does leave the possibility of another Jackson “boob” appearance at a SuperBowl halftime show wide open.
“So Long folks. I’m off to join the priesthood.”.
“. . . and I’d like to especially thank all the little people that made this possible.”
The 
Monday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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- the musings of Brandon Jaynes linked with OTB Caption Contest
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