Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, June 22, 2006 |
The Wilson’s Revenge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
Winners:
First: yetanotherjohn – Officials have red carded number three for improper inflation.
Second: FormerHostage – Ha! This ain’t nuthin’! You should see the golf ball tops the babes are wearing at the US Open!
Third(tie): Caliban Darklock – Despite three opportunities, Germany still only managed to score once.
Third(tie): Adjustah – It was the unshorn “goal posts” that didn’t get them asked out that night…
Honorable Mention:
Gollum – Frieda would never admit that her implants exceeded the official start weight of a regulation soccer ball by 4 grams.
charles austin – And do I get a penalty shot for committing a foul in the box?
charles austin – Want to see my lovely one touch pass?
Michael A – World “C” Cup
ticketplease – Who let the air out of the 3rd set of soccer balls?
Johno – No hands?!? What kind of cockamamie rule…?
Hermoine – “What shall we wear?”
Clean Play in Sports Award
Michael Demmons – For the first time, German female soccer fans celebrate being able to finally purchase disposable razors.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Bill Clinton, also in attendance, was quickly given a RED CARD and escorted out.
ESPN: The Biggest problem facing the Sport of Soccer today — Underinflation
HEADER!!!!
…but J-Lo’s butt cheek soccer shorts blew them all away.
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The Thursday contest has already been endorsed by Senator Byrd.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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All deserving winners. I'm on a horrific cold streak so I'll have to go back to the Bill Clinton caption well again soon.
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