Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, July 14, 2005 |
The Jumbo Angus Burger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Even excluding Brian O’Neill’s one man show, this was a large caption contest at OTB. I’m still laughing over some of the entries. Thanks to all who participated.
REUTERS/Pablo Sanchez
The Winners
First: Kate - Some days you’re the cue stick.
Some days, you’re the chalk.Second: Brian O’Neill - “Just relax! I haven’t even put the head in yet.”
Third(tie): richfisher - “All the real cool bulls are wearing asshats!”
Third(tie): FormerHostage - Ironically, even before this incident many people always believed Raul was full of bull.
Honorable Mention:
Darla Nuan - RNC Chair Ken Mehlman enjoys his new position as Ambassador to Spain
Shaken - “Stuck on the horns of an enema.”
Brandon Jaynes - “..And the 2005 Darwin Award goes to..”
Mythilt - ‘Of course you know. . .this means war!’
melvin toast - PETA’s not going to happy about this
Lorg Skyegon - I don’t like this new enema. I’m gonna go back to coffee.”
Leo Tolstoy Award
Brian O’Neill - (for the reams, pun intended, of captions submitted)
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Much to the dismay of the rightwing conservative organizers that planned the juxtaposition of events, the coincidence of The Running of the Bulls with Pride week was enthusiastically embraced by the Gay community.Maybe the running of the squirrels wasn’t such a bad idea after all
“No! I said I’d like a pint.”
If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying “Pet ‘im, he’s tame as a kitten.” You just may be a redneck.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Latecomer:
Although Ricardo was full of bull, he would, very soon, no longer be full of shit.
'Nother latecomer:
[Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo...]
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