Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, January 4, 2007 |
The Lemguins Marching Into The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE)
The Winners:
First: charles austin - Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors…
Second: Mythilt - The Disney corporation decided to go with lemmings after the first attempt at creating a mass drowning suicide failed.
Third: yetanotherjohn - Nifong conducts a lineup for a child to determine what species of animal attacked her.
Honorable Mention:
Gollum - The environmentalists cheered, not knowing that merely 110 meters offshore an equally jubilant orca was awaiting the arrival of lunch.
elliot - Would you quit saying… ”It’s either sink or swim”
Lionel - “Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a formal event? I wore my tux for this?”
The Priceless Moment Award
charles austin - Rags to wipe oil off penguins: $4.00
Patagonia outerwear: $840.00
Sony Blu-Ray TV Camera: $4,200.00
Feeling superior to the rest of humanity: Priceless
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
In yet another show of power, Charles Rangel kicks the penguins out of antarctica.
“…and if I hear ‘black and white and red all over’ just one more time I’ll…”
The Emperor has no clothes
“The last time I heard photographers complaining about the smell of fish this much was for the Hilton/Spears shoot.”
The 
Thursday Contest is already consulting expert advice.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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