Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, January 29, 2007 |
The Grasp of the Obvious Oblivious Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
The Winners:
First: charles austin – Bush and the plastic turkey story just won’t die.
Second: FormerHostage – Pelosi: Sorry Mr. President, I’d fully extend my arm except I’ve had so many facelifts that if I did it would pull my @ss out of my collar.
Third: Maggie – Pelosi: Your hand, tonight. Your balls, tomorrow.
Honorable Mention:
elliot – Bush: Alright, how about two out of three?
David Harris – “I’ve got him where I want him. Now if I can just reach this gavel…”
Gollum – Bush (thinking): “She wouldn’t be smiling if she knew where this hand was ten minutes ago. Heh heh.”
Maniakes – Quick, grab the gavel while I’ve got her distracted!
Hodink – Bush – ‘I bet you could take Cheney in one try. Careful though. He’ll be packing.”
Lionel – “Whadya say we rassle for that big white house on the hill”?
Michael Demmons – The pinky tickling the palm was something Bill Clinton taught me, Mr. President.
Ticketplease – I think I can take her if she doesn’t spit in my eye again.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Dubya: “Ah Grasshopper, quickly as you can snatch the p… hey!”
“No Madame Speaker, I don’t think you should’ve referred to the gavel as Maxwell’s Silver Hammer during the SOTU address.”
“… I think I’m feeling a surge Mr. President.”
pelosi – “Work with republicans? that’s just crazy talk.”
“Earmarks I’d like to keep?… just the ones between my legs, if ya know what I mean.”
The 
Monday Contest has already cured coprophagia.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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