Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, July 18, 2005 |
The Donald Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/David Hume Kennerly, Pool)
The Winners
First: Brian O’Neill - “Hey guys, you really think this cardboard cut-out of Rumsfeld will fool Zarqawi?”
Second: T. Harris - Son, I’ve got to piss like a Russian race horse. Get me a Koran ASAP!
Third(tie): Volltt - Sir, I know you brought your ass-kickin boots, but with all due respect, we’re late for the press conference.
Honorable Mention:
Eric J - “Who let one rip? That’s an unknown unknown, son.”
Shaken - âBegging your pardon, sir. . .we need your tie for a tourniquette.â
Laurence Simon - “Forget about the hummers, sir. After that meal, why aren’t you uparmoring the latrines?”
Jufray - “Sorry sir, but CONDIS’ leather dominatrix outfitâ¦
did a little bit more for me.”
Gratuitous SNL Reference Award
sgtfluffy - I’m thinkin we need more Cowbell. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“It was hell. The long hours, the bad coffee, the fluctuating temperature, the delay in intelligence. Life at the Pentagon is not all sh*ts and giggles soldier.”
“I’m sorta glad I’m here now sir.”“Don’t worry, I’ve got Imodium right here in my pack sir.”
“We’ve waited along time to have a celebrity like you here sir. Who would’ve thought that Donald Trump would take time out of his busy schedule to visit some GI’s.”
“I think you’re a little confused, sir. Dementors were at the prison of Azkaban. They are not here at Abu Ghraib, but we did have Lyndie England for a while.”
“Do I really have to address you as Darth Rummy, sir?”
The 
Monday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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