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Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill | Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Moonbat In The Hat Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Kevin Sanders (UNITED STATES)

The Winners:

First: Gollum –

But it will be hard.
Yes, it will be hard
and the places you’re sent to
will seem very far.
But do not despair.
Keep your chin in the air!
And the Democrats will soon
bring you home from back there!
With pomp and great fanfare
we’ll have a parade!
We’ll make some warm brownies
and drink cool lemonade!
Then the terrorists will see
that we mean them no ill
and they’ll leave us alone
yes they will, yes they will.

Second: Matt – Hillary Clinton reprises the President’s classic performance of My Pet Goat.

Third: McCain – My Pet Vote.

Honorable Mention:

Kenny – “And in *my* village … “

Timmer – “See? There’s a vast Blue Dog Conspiracy too.”

bRight & Early – Proof that with the right presentation any story can be turned into a horror story.

FormerHostage – Hillary exhibits her latest published work: “Affordable National Healthcare and other fairy tales”

Stormy Dragon – Hill-ton Hatches a Plot.

Triumph – Another liberal subverting the country through literacy training

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

How The Grinch Stole The Election

It takes a village idiot to raze a child.

…and when we cut off their funding, they will come home.

I am the MoreTax
with no spending freeze
For votes you’ll get healthcare,
prescription medicine for free.

The Monday Contest has already arrived at the 19th hole.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.