Caption Contest
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Rodney Dill | Monday, May 7, 2007 |
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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(...thanks elliot -- Rodney)
A fuller moon than we've had for many years is on tap for tonight. Over to Johnny in the weather Center. Johnny?
no problem ...elliot
The new edition of Riverdance got off to a bad start when the costumes wound up in the wrong city.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek.
The Secret Service debuted its new, more effective human chain idea today...
"Moons across America."
Airport security at San Fransisco International Airport took a strange turn on Thursday...
The TSA's dream future.
When metrosexuals go bad.
Thanks for sharing.
"No, no. Hillary went along with it. She did have the furniture reupholstered after they all left."
The budget didn't allow for costumes. The class of 2007's A Chorus Line was a big hit.
What If Larry Flynt owned the Rockettes?
The lines to the prison shower were long as Paris Hilton spent her first day of incarceration.
The fall of the news gatekeepers has finally allowed America to see what makes up the progressive lefts 'new clothes'.
Some kids have more of a right than others when they complain about how their parents embarrassed them.
A golden moment was photographed as Mexicans started doing jobs Americans wouldn't do, but doing it in Mexico.
What is the Spanish for "If you poke me one more time with that I am going to break it off"?
Moon river-dance
Sarge, I think these people are just a might too enthusiastic when you threatened them with a strip search.
1) IHOP's new dish "Moons over Atzaland"
2) Mexico's taking Al Gore a little too seriously I think with all of his talk about "Global Warming".
3) A photo of Mexico's biggest GLAD meeting.
4) Guy 1 row in looking around, "OK, who had beans today?"
5) ....and my father told me, "Be careful that you don't drop the soap there."
The early ticket demand for the 2007 Christmas Show at Rockefeller Center reached previously unheard of levels.
One singular sensation...
Dancing cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to...
We seem to be missing some alligators...
::rugby fan thinking:: Now that's what I call a scrum!
Bob, quit cheating at Hokey Pokey. Not everyone has that to "put out".
The people of Mexico City celebrate Nicolas Sarkozy's election as President of France in an unusual way.
Putting the *** back in Tenochtitlan.
On the crane sat Spencer Tunick
With his cameras, boys, and girls.
In his shoots he often squandered
All the secrets of the worlds.
And his subjects gathered 'round him
Like the leaves around a tree,
Without clothes of any colors
For the angry gods to see.
And the women all were beautiful
And the men stood straight and strong...
And his subjects gathered 'round him
Like the leaves around a tree,
Without clothes of any colors
For the angry gods to see.
And the women all were beautiful
And the men stood straight and strong...
"Omigod, I'm surrounded by asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."
Miles o' Smiles
"Hey, there's Mom. Just right of center, kinda drooping. Good grief! I'm gonna kick her ass for Mother's Day."
It's up to you, but I'd suggest cutting back a bit on the Tag body spray.
"Flash Mob" takes on a whole new meaning.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Why they hate us: reason #1,286.
It is amazing what you can see on Google Earth if you zoom in far enough.
Detective: "Look, lady, I ain't got all night. Is the streaker in the lineup or not?"
Just like in all of his other dreams since he left the Whitehouse,Bills "playmates" would not turn to face him.
This scene from the upcoming documentary about Al Davis, seems to explain one of the flaws in the Raiders draft selection criteria.
Manuel had such smooth hands, that the testing room in the cocoa butter factory never lacked for volunteers.
Although it scarred him for life the technique Johnnys' mother used to cure him of using a certain word worked until the day he died.
By the looks of their new album cover, it is clear that 2LiveCrew has lost it.
It's like a ménage à trois, but I forget the French word for thousand.
Regardless of certain doom and against everyones warnings, Maria still entered the "Most Marvelous Booty Contest" immediately following a major lipo session.
Suddenly,Juan realized what a mistake he made when he agreed to test market "El Magnifico", the new prescription strength E.D. drug.
"The Radio City Rockettes" get ready for there big appearance with Akon.
Down on his luck, Sid had to accept the position of the "turn your head and cough guy" at the A.F.E.E.S Station.
Even though the Korean laboratory produced specimens to his exact specifications,it just wasn't the same for Bill. He simply had to get back into the Oval Office.
Bikini Line Syndrome's first telethon led to a big expose.
"Does being naked make me look fat?"
(Rodney - apologies for the multiple bastardized versions of Cortez the Killer. The comment section got a little weird on me. If it matters, which I'm sure it won't, go with the second.)
"These things are always so awkward. I never know what to do with my hands."
You say this is art?
Wait'll I tell Mom what I saw on the way home from school today!
Afterwards, the biggest orgy in history!
Seeing the general off with a 21 bun salute.
Buns of Glory
"Excuse me, is pinkeye contagious?"
Alright, alright, you can get 19,000 people to take off their clothes and stand in the cold morning air in the middle of Mexico City. Here's your dollar.
For early morning it was a huge moon indeed.
Super Bowl Half Time show. Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson back again with audience wardrobe malfunction. "Gotta have you naked by the end of this song."
The faculty of your local public elementary school make their 'safe sex' presentation to the 2nd grade class...
Hillarys' 'village' in full child rearring stage.
The good news: Mrs. Bill Clinton has figured out how to achieve 'Universal healthcare'
The bad news: After paying for it, her remedy for keeping warm still has some bugs in it...
"Tonight on the SeeBS evening spews: The results of Mr. Bushs' cruel insistance that hemp not be used to make clothing for the poor...and sober."
"I'm here with Snoop Dog and the Pussycat Dolls and a few of their friends and we're listening to a song called Buttons and I must say that Snoop finally got down to business."
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