Caption Contest Winners
The Stormin’ Mormon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Brian Snyder/Reuters)
The Winners:
First: DAveD - “…Uh… Dare”.
Second: Gollum - Voice from the back row: “What . . . is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Third: Jay Wills - What happens if I pull your finger?
Honorable Mention:
Hodink - “When’s the free lunch?”
Scott_T - Why yes, the Morman magic underwear is suprisingly comfortable.
stillearly - “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
John425 - Romney: You are not a living Mormon God- but I am, neener neener…!
Anderson - “But not that, okay? Not that.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
(sound of crickets chirping)
“If a chicken and a half, lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs can nine chickens lay in nine days?”
“What is your favorite color?”
The
Thursday Contest is still looking for Alan Parsons.
- None Found
Dang -- I'm too late. Anyway, here goes:
"Mr. Mitt, Mr, Mitt - can you show me where the letter "H" is in "anything"?"
Heh... too late, but that is a good one.
Cool! Thanks for the first place!
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