Caption Contest Winners
The Fly My Pretties Fly Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/U.S. Army, Sgt. 1st Class Kevin Mcdaniel)
I really don’t like the practice of declaring everyone a winner or of not having some sort of closure to a contest, but this one is the closest one I’ve seen at OTB where nearly everyone deserves some mention. This set of captions were all Hilarious. That being said I still brutally cut down field to the winners and the honorable mentions. There’s a tie for First Place which hasn’t happened for a while.
The Winners:
First(tie): markm - In another first, former President George H.W. Bush on a tandem jump receives a mid-air refueling.
First(tie): Dan Schuler - Pull over. I’m citing you for following too closely.
Second: Dennis - Seconds later, The Senior Bush’s Cheeks deployed and he landed safely.
Third: Wyatt Earp - “Read my lips: brr, brr, brr, brr, brr,”
Honorable Mention:
Bithead - Skydivers go down faster
Bithead - Skydivers: Good to the last drop
Dantheman - Flap harder, Icarus!
elliot - So, Mr Craig. I don’t mind teaching you lessons, but this is not what I had in mind.
Rachel Edith - Bush 41 - “I’m gonna find those WMDs.”
G. A. Phillips - I pull your ripcord if you pull mine first…..
John425 - The two man Iranian National Bob Sled Team in practice over Teheran.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No Mr. President, I’m not a real parachute instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night… with Larry Craig.”
Pretty Fly for a white guy.
“Pull it… pull it… OUCH!! No, Pull the ripcord!”
“They’re testing what missile defense today?”
The
Thursday Contest knows where it’ll be when its laxative kicks in.
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