Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Friday, November 23, 2007 |
The Playground Rules Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Mohammed Ameen/Reuters)
The Winners:
First: ralph – tin snips and a spreader sir, one less rocket launcher and one more slide.
Second: markm – Dateline Detroit: In it’s bid to not be out done Detroit regains the title as America’s most dangerous city from underdog St. Louis. Detroit hip-hop Mayor Kwame Kilpatrik in a counter PR measure deploys the National Guard to Detroit’s playgrounds to ensure at least someone uses the playground equipment before it is stolen for scrap metal.
Third(tie): FormerHostage – Democrat alternative to waterboarding undergoes testing.?!
Third(tie): Timmer – A metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!
Honorable Mention:
MikeM – Congress’ latest withdrawal plan – redeploy troops to American playgrounds to keep bullies at bay.
peterh – Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us… we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton…
DaveD – It’s 2009 and President Hillary Clinton insists it takes a platoon to raise a child in Baghdad
John425 – Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential “people mover” for next New Orleans flood.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No Private, I meant White Castle.”
“My turn next.”
“Next we’re gonna play Hide and Go Kill.”
The 
Thursday Contest has already laid an egg.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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