Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, August 15, 2005 |
The Snow Job Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Photo by Larry Downing/Reuters)
The Winners
First: Caliban Darklock - I am proud to welcome President Uribe, whose country’s fine products I enjoyed for many years⦠hold on, my PR guy’s waving at me.
Second: the Pirate - “Wait, so you’re saying I’m a minority now?”
Third: The Man - I prefer the “bro” while Cheney likes the “Man-zier”.
Honorable Mention:
Eric J. - “No, Helen, I have not grown man-boobs.”
Maggie - President Bush, in a brave display of his bi-lingual diplomacy, welcomed the President of Columbia to Crawford, saying: “Mi ranch-o es su ranch-o.”
LJD - I am indeed excited to have our special guest here today. In fact, I think my nipples are getting hard.
legion - “This new immigration bill will lift and separate illegal foreigners from our shores.”
Ingress - “Ok, so I used the term ‘womanize’ wrongly. And I did think it meant, well you know.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Uh Mr. President, when the reporter said ’succulent’ he meant the cacti.”“Ever since I got in touch with my feminine side, I’ve been touching it all the time”
“When I said ‘bro’ I din’t mean Jeb.”
“I bet you’re glad to be here in Crawford, in the warm weather, I hear you have a problem with snow in Columbia.”
The 
Monday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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