Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, January 17, 2008 |
The Could’ve Had A V-8 Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Files)
THE WINNERS
First: Kenny – And finally, at long last, Warhol turned to surrealism.
Second: DL – Democrats after using just one square of toilet paper
Third: floyd – The 2008 gurning championship finalists “face” the final round of voting.
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – It was only a matter of time before running for President became a reality television show.
Bithead – Welcome to DNC Squares. I’m Peter Marshall.
Beau – One of these things is not like the others…One of these things does not belong
John425 – The Orkin man’s training poster offered as handy Pest Identification Guide for consumers.
RODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
All right, Who cried when Old Yaller died?
The running of the Bull came early this year
How do you do it? (fend off stupid reporters questions)
Clinton: Chilling Glare-O-Death (Vince Foster shrunken head not seen)
Obama: Hordes of OZomabie supporters chanting — ‘Obam-ho-tep… obam-ho-tep…”
Edwards: Mock Indignation — “Who you calling Pretty Boy?”
Richardson: Change of Vocation — “Look I can be a Detroit Lions Wide Receiver”
Biden: The Big Push-Off — “Gedouddahere!”
Kuchinich: Moonbat Kung Fu — “HoooOOO WaaaAAHH Ni ni ni”
Gravel: F-Bomb — “…and your mother too.”
Dodd: Science of Proctology — (’nuff said)The feces flinging will now begin
The 
Thursday Contest is going over like a lead balloon.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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