Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, February 7, 2008 |
The R.O.U.S Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Jason Cohn/Reuters)
THE WINNERS
First: FormerHostage - Confused by the bright lights, Helen Thomas attends the wrong press conference.
Second: Bithead - The 35 Klieg lights caused problems with his shadow.
Third: charles austin - The paparazzi can’t get enough of Paris Hilton’s beaver.
HONORABLE MENTION
elliot - Seeing the buxom blond in the crowd, Phil thought to himself…‘a groundhog would, if a groundhog could.’
Dodd - After months of negotation, FOX decided to allow Phil to be referred to on air as a ‘groundhog’ provided the spot began with a Parental Advisory Warning.
Roger - “You like me! You really like me!”
charles austin - Alvin continued to deny that he had ever taken Chipmunk Growth Hormone.
Roger - “I predict another four months of the WGA strike.”
MikeM - Suddenly realizing she had mistakenly stumbled into a PETA rally, Jan wished she hadn’t used real groundhog pelts for her costume.
John425 - Puxatawney Phil hopes to score a $400 Edwards haircut for spring.
FormerHostage - *** Cloverfield Spoiler Alert ***
radio free fred - “If The Gloves Don’t Fit You Must Acquit.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I don’t beleef they exist.
Have you ever had Deja Vu?
You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
“One more ‘Eat a beaver, save a tree’ comment and I’m outta here.”
The 
Thursday Contest is ready to endorse a presidential candidate.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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