Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, June 9, 2008 |
The Cash and Kerry Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie): Timmer – Kerry thought bubble: At least it didn’t take me 16 months to beat a girl.
First(tie): Wyatt Earp – “A lot of Republicans call me a one-trick pony. Well, there’s only one horse in this Party and it’s . . . oh, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Second: Elmo – If you vote for me, Susan Sarandon won’t hafta move to Canada. Please do it for the children of Hollywood!
Third: William d’Inger – As my Secretary Of Da Fence, he will organize the Bureau Of Medal Pitchin’.
HONORABLE MENTION
DaveD – We’re down to just two finalists in the “Please think of me as the next John F. Kennedy” contest.
charles austin – John Kerry caught in an awkward moment of deciding to clap after not clapping, or deciding not to clap after clapping. Maintaining the viability of a future candidacy is such a tremendous burden for a nuanced man.
Bithead – The “I have a nightmare” speech
John425 – “…and if I had ANY military records, I wouldn’t release them either.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Kerry: “I threw my American flag lapel pin away with my medals.”
Obama: “…and I decided not to wear a flag lapel, before I decided to wear one.”
Kerry: “You da man.”
The 
Monday Contest is ready for the Texas Two-step.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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