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Caption Contest Winners

The Poll Dancer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

paris4president


paris4president

(AP Photo/Funny or Die Inc.)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bithead - …and that’s why I’m joining Bill Clinton’s call for Monogamy!

Second: ann on a mouse - HELP..i can’t get out of this STUPID lounger because the heel of this STUPID shoe is stuck in the STUPID crack!!

Third: markm - Paris: “Like, the other day I was totally into like a hybrid solution to our energy problem where we drill in safe places where there is no oil while spending totally huge amounts of money on “green” stuff. I think i’m still for that…wha-EVERRRR. Today, i’d like to talk about under inflated breasts…”

HONORABLE MENTION

Cowboy Blob - My policy on drilling? Stock up on Valtrex!

elliot - No, sooo how you doin?

John425 - “I’m Paris Hilton and I know several positions. I mean I HAVE positions…”

William d’Inger - As you can plainly see, the other chairs are filled with Paris’ profoundest thoughts.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama rama ding dong

…and for my next video I’ll be getting even with that little gherkin, Rodney Dill.

Life’s a bitch… and so am I

The paris4presidentMonday Contest doesn’t want to think of all the places where sand ends up.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
 
 
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