Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, November 6, 2008 |
The I Think We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Stick Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage - In the alternate universe, the Trojan Piñata failed when the soldiers hidden inside were inadvertently beat to death.
Second: Maggie Mama - Despite hard evidence ACORN declares that there is no trojan-horse voting taking place in the early days of this election.
Third: elliot - Ow, paper cut!
HONORABLE MENTION
Bithead - OK, Who’s got the shovel?
G.A.Phillips - Trojan donkey?
John425 - “Obamunist” volunteers offer a gift to unsuspecting Americans.
Floyd - Quit horsing around, and RETURN the post-it notes to the stock room!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The US Border Patrol was understandably suspicious of the gift from Mexico.
All the promises from Obama were placed on post-its and sorted from nose to ass on the empty pinata
Obama’s spread the wealth around execution left a little to be desired.
Obama’s election would’ve been a mandate but far too many ballots in the pinata were votes for ‘PRESENT’
As Menelaus said, “I’m gonna get me some Trojan ass.”
Theodore Rosevelt knew what he was talkin’ about.
The 
Thursday Contest otter get a recount.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Thanks for the third slot - Elliot
lol, my man is getting the donkey jokes, I was gonna say the "rainbow donkalilition's new mascot" but it's inside or should I say a Outside the Beltway joke, and way over most heads.
hey and what do you think about that as a new consolation win category, you, I and triumph should clean up.
As soon as Obama won the Spanish vote, you just knew things were going to get bigger and better.
An ancient picture was recently found showing the trick horse the Trojans used to invade Mexico.
Actually I'm not dumb enough to submit entrees after the contest is closed -it just that my computer is slooooow enough that even though I pushed the post button a week ago, it just got here.
Thanks, Dill.
DL, thanks for the clarification...I was wondering if there was a Round 2 in captioning.
;-D
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