Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, December 8, 2008 |
The Allahu NASCAR Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Hazem Bader)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Dennis – The Nascar track at at the Gaza Strip never did work out as planned.
Second: Timmer – Now is the time on Shprockets vhen ve dahnce.
Third: charles austin – Famous last words: “Hold my beer and watch this.”
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – Palestinian university students discuss whether the wheel or fire was early man’s greatest invention.
Floyd – It’s supposed to be nitrogen not HYDROGEN! Oh! The stupidity!
Elmo – Give an Islamist a Zippo and a tire … and there will be smoke for one day; teach him how to enrich uranium … and the world will smoke forever.
Gollum – And it burns, burns, burns . . . that ring of fire . . .
Sonlit – “Soccer bomb”
Triumph – Obama promises to bring his weird Third World sports into the White House
BUSTER POINDEXTER AWARD
Hodink –
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole OleFeelin’ hot hot hot
Feelin’ hot hot hotHow you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT
How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Goodyear Arafoot becomes the new leader of the PLO.
Obama: “No I said inflate your tires, not inflame your tires.”
“Next time I’m putting you into the wall Gordon.”
Hmmmm….. when I burn rubber it usually involves screaming women.
The new Goodyear Semtex tire, installed on every Ford
ExplorerExploder.Set a terrorist’s tires on fire and he’ll be warmed for 15 minutes by the warm glow of the MSM. Set a terrorist on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. (inspired by Elmo’s caption)
The 
Monday Contest doesn’t want to be a great ball of fur.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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Woohoo! A Win Finally!!!
Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney, although trying harder didn't seem to work out, so maybe I'll take it easy for the next one.
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